'blardy', 'fark', 'feck', 'vair' and other twattish tweeisms

[LoopsInHoops]

Just say the bloody work for fuck's sake. AIBU to want to stab stab STAB people who use these twattish tweeisms?

[WorraLorraTurkey]

YANBU

Totes

[LoopsInHoops]

RAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[TeeElfOnTeeShelf]

As usual, MN law applies: typos in an OP complaining about language.

[KenDoddsDadsDog]

Feck is vernacular not twee.

[TheOneWithTheHair]

YABVairU.

[BaublesAndCuntingCarolSingers]

People will come on and say "feck" isn't the same as "fuck", so I will allow feck. Just.

Bleddy, vair, fark can all fark off.

[TeeElfOnTeeShelf]

Also, I'm fairly sure "tweeism" is not a word.

HTH

Totes

[QueenofNightmares]

YANBU however I have resorted to the use of "Frelling/Frell" instead of fucking/fuck with another pair of small ears on the way I have to reel myself in somehow and this is a suitably geeky way of doing so. to any fellow geeks who know where its from.

I always feel quite self concious if I say feck/fark though I'm far too rough to be twee

[LoopsInHoops]

It's the rage, tee. Compulsive typing compelled by the rage.

[TeeElfOnTeeShelf]

I personally use frack when I do not use fuck.

[Labootin]

it woypuld be a vair naice idea to ban such words.

[SleighbellsRingInYourLife]

YANBU

I guess it makes people feel like they belong.

[vintageviolets]

U R bein vair totes unreas for fluffs sake

[Labootin]

Woypuld ..? No fecking Idea on that one ...

[SanityClause]

I think they are useful for conveying a jokey tone.

Bloody could sound furious, whereas blardy sounds a bit peeved at something fairly trivial.

[GwendolineMaryLacedwithBrandy]

Feck off telling us we can't use feck. It's a proper fecking word. People who lump this in with the others are feckers.

[StandYourGround]

I think you're totes hilares.

None of the tweeisms make me go stabby stab stab.

It's just the mumsnet version of gangsta talk, innit.

[Havingkittens]

"what the actual Jeff" is the one that makes my hair stand on end.

[Labootin]

Say what you farking mean gwendoline don't go pussyfooting about.

[LadyBeagleBaublesandBells]

I love Feck, I'ts very Irish and Father Ted.
Vair is usually used in the same way as naice, just people writing ''posh', which I also find funny.
If you want to swear on Mn you can, you fucking cunt , but if you don't then fair enough.
I don't think it's twee at all.

[HECTheHallsWithRowsAndFolly]

Am I allowed to cause great pain to anyone caught using the word 'amazeballs'?

Please?

[Floggingmolly]

Feck is NOT a milder version of fuck. Leave it the feck alone!

[Labootin]

My new years resolution will be to tell people to fuck off.

Or flock off

[LoopsInHoops]

Is 'feck' a word? What does it mean?

'Jeff' also makes me see red.

[PessaryPam]

Don't be such a carnt (as ujsed by my Ozzie friend)