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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:17:29

... because the old one filled up before I could say this to HoneyDragon:

HoneyDragon - despite the home-made shepherds pie evidence to the contrary, I am a bloddy neglectful parent too. I haven't immaced my children or dyed them blue, but I did let ds1 eat tortilla chips out of the bin, because it had stopped him tantrumming, and I didn't want him to start again. Oh, and he got stuck in the catflap once, and I didn't realise straight away.

ChazsBrilliantAttitude Tue 27-Nov-12 18:19:34

Can I just post how smug I feel at getting the last post on the previous thread.

I might just have to boast to my bemused neglected children about it.

Sorry SDTG thanks

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:20:38

It's OK, Chaz - serves me right for typing too slowly!

KatieScarlett2833 Tue 27-Nov-12 18:21:00

I once forgot to pick up DD from playgroup.

Was engrossed in work, merrily deciding things when the phone went "Err, Mrs Scarlett, haven't you forgotten something"

"No, I don't think so"

"How about littleScarlett?"

"Oh, right"


SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:22:08

Dh says that qualifies you to be the next Prime Minister, Katie!

KatieScarlett2833 Tue 27-Nov-12 18:22:57


TantrumsAndBalloons Tue 27-Nov-12 18:24:19

Oh I did that too. I forgot ds2 was at basketball club instead of after school club. They phoned me and said "we have mini tantrums here in the office "


School-because you were supposed to pick him up 15 minutes ago from basketball!

Me-oh for fucks sake.

Northernlurker Tue 27-Nov-12 18:31:19

I'm doing good work on neglecting my dcs this evening. Dd3 has had soup sitting in on the sofa - because she was a very good girl when dragged shopping straight after school and by the time we got home we were both very cold and hungry. Dd1 and dd2 are currently sorting out their own jacket spuds with minimal input from me because I cannot be arsed [gron]

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability Tue 27-Nov-12 18:31:59

Dyed them blue? Are people talking about me?! <shifty eyes>

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:32:27

Jacket spuds with minimal input - this is a novel filling of which I have not heard, Northernlurker. grin

KatieScarlett2833 Tue 27-Nov-12 18:33:20

And oddly enough DD and DS are normal, healthy, happy teenagers who will both be off to uni within the next 22 months (and counting). They also have p/t jobs outside school and DD volunteers (just to up the smuggery-ante, Jenna, y'know).

They can both cook, clean and iron too. Still, that's more needs must grin

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:33:52

Nooooooooooo Beyond - HoneyDragon is the one who dyed the baby blue as well as immacing him. But feel free to confess your baby-dying sins here - no-one will laugh much! << adopts serious and sympathetic expression >>

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:34:59

What is this ironing of which you speak, Katie? Is it what dh does every weekend, so we all have flat clothes to wear? I do not iron - I am allergic.

Bigwuss Tue 27-Nov-12 18:35:30

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altinkum Tue 27-Nov-12 18:36:24

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability Tue 27-Nov-12 18:37:12

grin my sister actually, not me, dyed DS1 blue. I mentioned it in the hairdye thread on the weekend. Weird coincidence there, phew smile
I do tell people about honeydragon and the immac often as it literally makes me lol, sorry honey

Northernlurker Tue 27-Nov-12 18:37:25

Minimal input is in the same supermarket aisle as extract of benign neglect. It looks strangely like beans, frozen sweetcorn and cheese. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. You must have been too busy working.

KatieScarlett2833 Tue 27-Nov-12 18:38:21

I am mistress of the artful hangandstretch system SDTG

DH once critiqued my ironing of a shirt. It was both his last critique and thing I ever ironed.

Bigwuss of course! Welcome to the shite mothers club!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:43:10

Me work? Nooooooo - how would I have time to mumsnet??

HoneyDragon Tue 27-Nov-12 18:43:47

<<hi fives SDTG>>

Do you know I still say your full name in my head when I type SDTG! grin

Beyond I swear the colour blue is actually a mavlevelont creature intent on thwarting owners of small people.

TantrumsAndBalloons Tue 27-Nov-12 18:44:54

DH asked me to iron a shirt many years ago.
So I did. He took one look at it and ironed it again.

He irons the DCs school trousers with creases down the front and all that.
I have never done that.

He taught the teenagers how to iron a shirt and trousers perfectly.
And how to sew.

And brings home half the bacon. I don't do domestic. I am bloody amazing in bed though grin

Northernlurker Tue 27-Nov-12 18:46:39

I iron. I like to do so whilst watching something interesting. There's a fab documentary on the US Civil War that I'm using for ironing fodder atm. Dh know better than to critique. However I do always have an ironing pile the size of a small car.

My best shite mother story is when dd1 was in Year 1. I had shouted at her because whilst getting (slowly) dressed she had put her trousers on back to front causing a delay in getting out of the house. I took her to school and then hurtled off to work. When I got there I noticed a colleague was looking at me strangely and she kept on looking at me strangely. So I said somewhat snappily 'X what's the problem' and she replied 'oh nothing.....except Northern - have you got YOUR trousers on back to front?'

Exit Northern to loos to change mentally planning to buy offspring enormous chocolate model of self or similar as an apology.........

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 27-Nov-12 18:47:45

Arf at back-to-front trousies, Northern!

TandB Tue 27-Nov-12 18:48:31

Bloody thread filled up while I was expressing my outrage at being deleted. It went something like...

I am outraged, OUTRAGED I tell you, that my scholarly linguistic analyses of the OP's fake unusual posting idiosyncracies were deleted.

I spent some good, solid child-neglecting time researching and presenting my findings, and MNHQ just destroy whole MINUTES of study in two clicks of their delete button.

And besides, I NEVER get deleted. I am well-behaved.

Well, apart from the time I called someone a bigot, but in my defence, they were, in fact, a bigot.


SomebodySaveMe Tue 27-Nov-12 18:50:42

I turned around too quickly holding 4 day old DS and smacked his head on the doorframe. That same day I put him on the floor to change as DSD came charging into the room and tripped over him.

That confession may have been too awful for the bad mothers club blush

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