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to wonder how a penis can be used to strike someone?

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MrsjREwing Sat 24-Nov-12 13:50:28

I can understand it can be used to sexually assault someone, how would a penis be used to hit someone? confused. A man in the US has been imprisoned for five days over the strike. He struck his wife after offering her £15 for sex, which she refused as she was flying abroad to have sex with someone she met on the internet instead confused.

VonHerrBurton Sat 24-Nov-12 13:51:53

How fucked up is that marriage? Jeez.

AnyaKnowIt Sat 24-Nov-12 13:53:31

Have you got a link?

Fakebook Sat 24-Nov-12 13:53:33

(I may regret this but) link please!

Glimmerberry Sat 24-Nov-12 13:55:52

Google turkey slap big brother australia.

MrsjREwing Sat 24-Nov-12 13:56:05

Can't on phone and I read it in DMonline.

LynetteScavo Sat 24-Nov-12 13:57:52

Maybe he has a really, really long willy.

And if my DH was going to offer money for sex, I would be totally offended at £15. I'm worth an awful lot more.

Cock slap! grin

Celticlassie Sat 24-Nov-12 14:05:15

Not the best thread to start on when you've just spent the last hour lurking on feminism...

Fakebook Sat 24-Nov-12 14:05:32

I could only find this by googling "daily mail jail penis striker"

this

CaptainBarnaclesDaddyman Sat 24-Nov-12 14:07:28

It's all in the hips...

hf128219 Sat 24-Nov-12 14:11:15

It's called a Helicopter Penis

VisualiseAHorse Sat 24-Nov-12 14:11:40

£15? I'd be annoyed too! I'm worth at least £22.

MimsyBorogroves Sat 24-Nov-12 14:14:00

"This was not his normal conduct" Well, you'd hope not.

Does it get more offensive the longer, or the shorter the appendage?

Strawhatpirate Sat 24-Nov-12 14:14:16

Maybe he waited until she was asleep and then stood beside her and whapped her about the face with it. Like a man of the Georgian era demanding a dual!

honeytea Sat 24-Nov-12 14:18:14

She shold have just hit him back on the willy, surely it is not a good idea to go into combat with the most delicate bit of your body confused

Sunnywithachanceofshowers Sat 24-Nov-12 14:21:55

I really shouldn't laugh but... I'd have smacked the stupid sod on the knob.

What a terrible marriage.

MrsjREwing Sat 24-Nov-12 14:21:59

They sound like an odd pair, what a thing to have on a CRB.

ChocHobNob Sat 24-Nov-12 14:25:05

It was his estranged wife.

Sunnywithachanceofshowers Sat 24-Nov-12 14:26:04

I'm assuming he's a shower rather than a grower. Or his hips would have hit her head... <overthinking>

McChristmasPants2012 Sat 24-Nov-12 14:36:35

daily mail jail penis striker Pmsl i almost spat my coffee out.

CoolaSchmoola Sat 24-Nov-12 14:40:41

Fakebook - did you scroll down on that link? I feel sick..... The next story is worse.

Shodan Sat 24-Nov-12 14:46:14

The way it read it sounded like he kept his (detached) penis in his pocket.

MrsjREwing Sat 24-Nov-12 14:47:12

ewww the story beneath.

Alisvolatpropiis Sat 24-Nov-12 14:58:34

Cock slap innit?

Never experienced one myself...don't think any ex's were that way inclined plus I would punch them in the balls not like it at all grin

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