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To think Daniel Craig's Bond could have Jason Bourne in a fight

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Magrathea Fri 23-Nov-12 23:09:52

After seeing Skyfall DH and I have been debating this and are now watching BI again to try to decide

Magrathea Sat 24-Nov-12 18:08:23

So I guess if it was a punch up outside a pub Bond would have Bourne but at a health farm you'd have to go for Jason

Magrathea Sat 24-Nov-12 18:06:30

Bauer has too many morals and you'd have to get past all his family issues and extraneous hangers on before you could land a punch.

Bond has a slight advantage in that he could fight BOurne pissed, BOurne doesn't seem to drink and I reckon half a shandy would see him off whilst Bond is only getting warmed up on half a bottle of malt.

MrsReiver Sat 24-Nov-12 13:05:45

Having pondered it some more, Bond would probably seduce Bauer's daughter, and while Jack was being all angsty and whispering to Chloe on the phone Bourne would beat him to death with a magazine.

UsedToBeAContender Sat 24-Nov-12 11:49:16

Bourne would chew up Bond and spit him out! That crazy silent fight scene in the bathroom with the other assassin? shock

There's something feral and desperate about Bourne that would just prevent him from losing.

...Plus DC has sticky out ears that would probably get bitten off...[ drops and prepares for flaming from DC fans!]

LisaMed Sat 24-Nov-12 11:41:17

DC's Bond would win. There is something feral about him - and unlike Roger Moore's Bond, you could imagine him walking through the worst docks and seediest districts and getting out in one piece.

But I would be happy to comfort Bourne, in a friendly spirit, of course.

I shouldn't be thinking like this on a Saturday morning!

Slatternismymiddlename Sat 24-Nov-12 10:18:27

Oh my, this is just too much for me on a Saturday morning <fans oneself>. Why didn't I see this thread last night, it might have put me in the mood.

For the record, as much as I love Bond, Bourne would win because he is a machine when it comes to fighting. Throw Bauer in and it would be hard to tell - the guy just doesn't die!

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat Sat 24-Nov-12 09:17:38

Are you telling me Kevin is now Bond Binky ? grin

Binkybix Sat 24-Nov-12 08:19:20

Bourne would win hands down! Also, Skyfall was a bit like a full-on Home Alone smile

bradywasmyfavouriteking Sat 24-Nov-12 08:16:52

DC would win everytime. There is something about dcs bond that makes you think he would actually kill you. where as roger moores bonds doesn't.

Ontesterhooks Sat 24-Nov-12 08:12:56

As long as I can tend to their bruises afterwards - lots of arnica requiring a good rubbing in smile

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat Sat 24-Nov-12 08:02:28

If you going to throw Bauer in you have to throw Buffy in , she died twice, kicked ass and saved not just a first lady but the world on an episode basis! - think she would take that 24 bloke at least .

Hmmm they all begin with B, maybe that's a must to be a badass?

Stinkyminkymoo Sat 24-Nov-12 07:10:12

Defoe Bourne! Faster and smarter and waaaaay hotter

fuzzypicklehead Sat 24-Nov-12 06:31:45

I can't picture either of them winning, to be honest. I think they would become locked in combat for all eternity.

Somebody write a screenplay, quick!

samandi Sat 24-Nov-12 01:44:29

Eek. I don't think so!

Magrathea Sat 24-Nov-12 00:16:00

It's a consideration - what would Bauer bring to it?

MrsReiver Sat 24-Nov-12 00:11:42

What about Bourne vs Bond vs Bauer? I mean Jack's heart stopped and was restarted and he was still able to save the (ex) First Lady from a sniper. And he's kicked a smack habit. That guy is hardcore.

I've given this far too much thought...

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 23:59:25

DH has just said

Rambo V Commando ?

He predicts Rambo.

Magrathea Fri 23-Nov-12 23:51:52 that would be a film

Thistledew Fri 23-Nov-12 23:51:15

Bond would win. Bourne fights extremely well, but Bond has the gift of finding the random pick axe/ice pick/ Pre-sharpened stiletto at hand at just the crucial moment.

I used to train in Krav Maga which is the fighting style that both Bond and Bourne now fight in. What I wouldn't give to get in a fights with either of them <dreams>.

maillotjaune Fri 23-Nov-12 23:49:48

Want Bond to win but think Bourne would. If they can make a film like Alien vs Predator, why not Bond vs Bourne?

MrsReiver Fri 23-Nov-12 23:49:32

Bourne would kick Bond's arse everytime.

He's got a better theme tune and all.

Magrathea Fri 23-Nov-12 23:48:27

I think DC Bond still has the edge

Magrathea Fri 23-Nov-12 23:47:09

Bourne!!!!!!! Red wine apologies

Doingakatereddy Fri 23-Nov-12 23:46:52

Bournes younger, meaner & less emotive - he'd win.

But golly, imagine them fighting maybe half dressed in jeans.. All sweaty... Sigh <looks over at DH & wonders if a shag's gonna be out if the question> blush

Magrathea Fri 23-Nov-12 23:45:59

Hmm...DC's bond is getting on a bit. DH thinks it's a young man's game hence Bond

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