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Fecking selfish DP

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mmmnoodlesoup Tue 20-Nov-12 21:06:32

Came home with one crunchie bar for himself angry

I need to LTB, right?

2beornot Tue 20-Nov-12 21:07:17

No, just eat the crunchier. That'll teach him grin

2beornot Tue 20-Nov-12 21:07:41

*crunchie even. Bloody autocorrect

balia Tue 20-Nov-12 21:07:45

Crunchies are disgusting, not even proper sweets. He is SAVING you from yourself.

mmmnoodlesoup Tue 20-Nov-12 21:10:34

I don't even want the fecking crunchie, just that he only picked up something sweet for himself. I couldn't imagine doing that. Plus I'm 36 weeks pg, don't I get obligatory chocolate now??

mmmnoodlesoup Tue 20-Nov-12 21:11:22

Was thinking about bashing it up and putting it in the cat food bowl

Yama Tue 20-Nov-12 21:12:01

Oh, I could go a Crunchie right now. Takes me ages to eat a Crunchie.

mmmnoodlesoup Tue 20-Nov-12 21:15:22

They are pretty long

fluffacloud Tue 20-Nov-12 21:21:52

I love your name OP, I'm assuming it's a Friends quote.

Oh and LTB - no question grin

MrsCantSayAnything Tue 20-Nov-12 21:28:05

God has he NO idea???? My DH would never dare! Leave the bastard. {half serious)

MrsCantSayAnything Tue 20-Nov-12 21:29:03

Also a crunchie bar is no good alone. He should know that you require a large galaxy and a can of coke too.

helpyourself Tue 20-Nov-12 21:32:12

It's for you surely! confused

Hassled Tue 20-Nov-12 21:35:18

Sugar, bicarb. Nigella has a recipe - calls it something ridiculous though (Hokey?). Anyway, basically it makes Crunchie minus the chocolate, so not quite as good but you're closer than someone with no Crunchie.

At 36 weeks pregnant, you're quite justified in getting him to go back out for confectionary of your choosing.

PomBearWithAnOFRS Tue 20-Nov-12 21:42:20

Take the crunchie and ram it, briskly, sideways, up his nethermost crevice. Then say "Oops" and giggle psychotically and wander off.

mmmnoodlesoup Tue 20-Nov-12 21:48:28

Yes fluff and thank you smile

It most definitely was for him, as I just turned to him before starting this thread and said 'did you really just buy yourself a crunchie bar and not pick me up anything?' He looked very sheepish and said oh god that's really bad isn't it. Twatola.

I know how to make it hassled, it's a piece of piss. But I've just finished making him a lovely dinner, as usual, so would've liked a little gesture of choccie sad

mmmnoodlesoup Tue 20-Nov-12 21:49:55

I'm sure he did this the other day thinking about it. He bought a Dime (daime?) bar for himself with my change when he went to get some ketchup.

Badgersnatch Tue 20-Nov-12 21:53:11

Just save it all up to throw at him when you're in labour grin

He's a bad husband BTW and needs boot camp or an axe to the head!

quirrelquarrel Tue 20-Nov-12 22:10:39

Maybe it's like in the Lady and the Tramp and you're supposed to start at each end and meet in the middle?

balia Tue 20-Nov-12 22:19:44

Tell him the baby KNOWS.

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