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To destroy his body and spirit

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BigBadBertha Sat 17-Nov-12 12:04:12

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!


dexter73 Sat 17-Nov-12 13:07:32

If that is what eating scream eggs does to you then I am never buying them again!

Alisvolatpropiis Sat 17-Nov-12 13:08:11

This is hilarious . Also have no idea how anyone can eat more than one creme/screme egg on the bounce.

TeaMakesItToTheTop Sat 17-Nov-12 13:10:11

The wasp. What about the dead wasp?

Juustanothermnetter Sat 17-Nov-12 13:16:12

Ummm. shock

Waspie Sat 17-Nov-12 13:16:14

bloke in our office can fit 10 creme eggs in his mouth at once shock Although I can't really call him a freaky weirdo (which I wouldn't as he's a very nice man) as I can put my fist in mine - it's my party trick, although I have to put my wine glass down first these days <getting old>

if you want chocolate for Christmas lunch OP you go for it!

Is Adam still on fruit and veg? Maybe he's moved to confectionery and can help source screme eggs out of season?

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 13:18:42

10 creme eggs good god

I'm allergic to creme eggs. I cough, sneeze and get a rash.on my forearm. True fact.

MrsMiniversCharlady Sat 17-Nov-12 13:20:36

Calm down, dear <ducks>

ditavonteesed Sat 17-Nov-12 13:21:04

<wow scary> <marking place to read ina bit>

GlaikitFizzog Sat 17-Nov-12 13:24:57

Ooh solesource are you allergic to food colouring? I get a rash when I drink black sambuca and eat one of those green caterpillar cakes from M&S. not together obviously! I did work out which one it was years ago, but I've forgotten now!

TalesFromTheCryptoFascist Sat 17-Nov-12 13:26:01

Erm is nobody going to ask about Wednesdays?

stressgoaway Sat 17-Nov-12 13:29:05

do the t-rex


LunaticFringe Sat 17-Nov-12 13:32:13

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 13:32:55

Ooooh tbat could be it Fizzog! I almost crashed my car one day after I ate a creme egg. I totally forgot what happens. I sneezed, eyes streaming.

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 13:33:27

Lol haha lunatic

Softlysoftly Sat 17-Nov-12 13:36:40

Squints grin

Fakebook Sat 17-Nov-12 13:37:13

Leave the bastard.

HappyJustToBe Sat 17-Nov-12 13:42:07

10 at once? Proof that they are getting smaller.

iklboo Sat 17-Nov-12 13:50:41

Not sure about screme or creme eggs but if DH scoffed all my Thornton's Special Toffee there would be words angry

ScaryHairyMcSweary Sat 17-Nov-12 13:51:37

Does your DH T-rex?

ScrambledSmegs Sat 17-Nov-12 13:54:30

Ah. All becomes clear.

Do screme eggs really taste different? Never had any.

Tweasels Sat 17-Nov-12 14:02:42

I've just looked at a picture of the inside of a screme egg. It looks like some kind of snot/spunk combination.

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 17-Nov-12 14:12:03


Thanks for all the reports about this one <boggle>

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 14:13:02

Some toffees I cough, splutter at. Hmmm

FunnysInLaJardin Sat 17-Nov-12 14:15:20

you are not real OP, good try though

AllYoursBabooshka Sat 17-Nov-12 14:15:53

Oh my.

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