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To announce that it's my birthday and I'm old [sad] - Warning this will be ranty

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MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 21:43:48

And I want to moan. I'm sitting here with a shitty cold and feeling distinctly miserable.

ds is watching crappy Derren whatsisname which is boring and dd is asleep.

What happened to my life?

Littleblue Sat 17-Nov-12 00:17:36

I'm 43 and a half.... do I get a sticker? grin

ICutMyFootOnOccamsRazor Sat 17-Nov-12 00:09:28

Omg sterident and gin <boak>

I am 41, in fact, and my teeth are all my own --so far because I am too scared to go to the dentist-- grin.

But I really did think everyone else was v v spring-like and smooth <eyes wrinkles sadly>.

SantasStrapOn Fri 16-Nov-12 23:42:51

Lord Occam, I'm 45, I left spring chicken ground long, long ago.

bigheartedwoman Fri 16-Nov-12 23:40:09

Icut, feck the false teeth..use a straw!!

Or if else fails, use sterident mixed with gin! That'll soften them up! grin x

ICutMyFootOnOccamsRazor Fri 16-Nov-12 23:35:13

I am quite shock at this thread. In my head you are all 27 and I am the oldest one here by aaages <slurps gin through false teeth>

SantasStrapOn Fri 16-Nov-12 23:35:00

Happy Birthday Maryz my lovely winethanks

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 23:31:54

<snogs HD>


Bed is a very long way away.

HoneyDragon Fri 16-Nov-12 23:31:03

Happy Birthday and goodnight you booze addled old baggage! thanks grin

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 23:30:48

'Mature'. Interesting choice of word! hmm grin

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 23:29:10

Oh that's good big!
Let me try too...

. i i . i i. i

MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember Fri 16-Nov-12 23:22:40

Thanks all, especially all the <ahem> mature posters.

<ignores Scoose envy>

laughs at bigheartedwoman

I think I shall now stagger off to bed before dh gets home and realises I'm a tad, erm, under the weather. These nurofen thingies are great grin.

<falls over>

bigheartedwoman Fri 16-Nov-12 23:21:46

well, i tried to do a birthday cake! grin

But the sentiment is from the oul heart anyway! And it was Chocolate an all!! xxx

bigheartedwoman Fri 16-Nov-12 23:14:22


i hope this works xx smile

corlan Fri 16-Nov-12 23:01:05

Happy Birthday Maryz.

The best is yet to come wine

ScooseIsOnTheLoose Fri 16-Nov-12 22:52:08

Happy birthday maryz it's mine two weeks tomorrow I will be 31!!

toriap2 Fri 16-Nov-12 22:51:22

Happy birthday maryz. Hope your cold gets better soon

flow4 Fri 16-Nov-12 22:50:42

Melts, big? Melts?
Are you drinking mulled wine, then?
Hmm.. Mmmmmmmmmmm grin

Whacha reckon, Maryz: mulled wine and Galaxy?! Since MNHQ haven't bloody provided cake!

nokidshere Fri 16-Nov-12 22:50:35

Happy Birthday thanks & wine

And you are still not as old as me smile

oldbootface Fri 16-Nov-12 22:50:33

I'm a bit blush about being 50 next year and having an 8 year old DD. Anyone else feel the same.

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 22:46:26

Happy Birthday

50 is tbe new 35 x

merlin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:44:10

Topped me? Yes because she was jealous of my youthfulness!

merlin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:43:20

And I meant to say Happy Birthday and hope you feel better soon! X

merlin Fri 16-Nov-12 22:40:43

50 is the new 21! I joined the club just last month and today I had a lovely compliment from a researcher who topped me in the supermarket and did a double take when I told her my age- she didn't believe me! And I didn't have a lot of makeup on! grin

Yellowtip Fri 16-Nov-12 22:39:54

Happy Birthday indeed MaryZ. You've had a lot on your plate. I'm truly in awe.


bigheartedwoman Fri 16-Nov-12 22:39:43

Honestly, see you and flow (sigh)
No class, none!
Flakes are the best bit! you know, where it melts and everythang!! grin

(shakes head and away for more wine grin

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