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For having a dream about shagging Harry Styles!!!

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KellyElly Sat 10-Nov-12 20:49:49

Watching X Factor and it all just came back! I'm 34 and one of those who was saying you dirty bitches for fancying a child yet there I was shagging like rabbits in my dream last night. Noooooo. Please tell me AIBU for my subconscious mind,

Lizzylou Sat 10-Nov-12 20:53:30

Very much so. I watched USA x factor last night and he not only looks 12 yrs old but he also has the charisma of a bucket of cold sick. Was shocked all these women of a certain age.types have been doing him. Ugh.

KellyElly Sat 10-Nov-12 20:56:37

Thank you Lizzie I feel the same. Why is my mind when asleep dancing to a whole other tune. So wrong!

Lizzylou Sat 10-Nov-12 21:01:22

I had a horrifically detailed sex dream about my neighbour. I have only just stopped going red 5 years later! Just your brain playing with you.

wtf1981 Sun 11-Nov-12 08:33:52

Just a dream.

Probably quite a fun one thought,eh? ;)

wtf1981 Sun 11-Nov-12 08:34:35


Santasinmypudenda Sun 11-Nov-12 08:35:56

But hes only 11! He spends an amazing amount of time flick his hair out of his face, im worried he will get whiplsh

LindyHemming Sun 11-Nov-12 08:42:31

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Katienana Sun 11-Nov-12 08:54:44

The older women thing is a red herring, I believe he is very close to Nik Grimshaw

Somebodysomewhere Sun 11-Nov-12 09:46:23

Well was he good ? Im only 25 i think i could get away with it.

Everlong Sun 11-Nov-12 09:49:09

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wewereherefirst Sun 11-Nov-12 09:50:56

My niece would be disgusted and upset that you had defiled him in such a careless manner.

Ozziegirly Sun 11-Nov-12 09:51:58

I have also had this dream and I barely know who he is! I also had a similarly saucy dream about Robert Pattinson in a changing room.

By day neither are remotely my type.

tiredemma Sun 11-Nov-12 09:53:34

I had an intensely vivid dream recently about gary barlow- he took me to the maldives where we remained in bed for 10 nights.

When I woke up at 6am and had to take the dog for a walk I found myself continuing my dream in a 'day dream' fashion as I pounded the streets picking up dog shit.

Ionlylikeitwhenitrains Sun 11-Nov-12 09:59:32

YANBU you cant help what you dream about.

Believe it or not I had a threesome with matthew wright and JK. blush
I blame MW, he bangs on about JK too much!

tiredemma Sun 11-Nov-12 10:01:26

thats sounds more like a nightmare.

MW and JK. - you could be the filling in a 'smug sandwich'

misscomanche Sun 11-Nov-12 11:22:07

Matthew Wright AND JK??! Ooh-err! That beats my dream about Michael Winner!smile

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