To think that your waiter shouldn't have a pooh in full view of diners or scold them for getting a tad giggly on the wine they serve

[ledkr]

Dd aged ten cooked us dinner which was very nice but then proceeded to have a crap in the downstairs loo before refusing to serve us more wine when we couldn't stop laughing.
She was playing restaurants aibu not to leave a tip

[HecatePropylaea]

Soooo disappointed...



I think she was right to cut you off. You were clearly rowdy

[ledkr]

I know this will disappoint mn thrill seekers. I'm now watching Corry whilst she sings Micky ménage to dh [Grin]

[Magrathea]

I'm told this is de rigeur in the fine dining Parisienne restaurants these days - almost a requirement for that elusive third Michelin star

[apostropheuse]

She's ten and she didn't close the door to the toilet when she was doing a poo?

eeeuk

[moreyear]

It depends - are you splitting the bill?

[ledkr]

Still singing I want a refund

[ledkr]

Door was open a crack yes ha ha

[redexpat]

A crack was open? You dont say!

[HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey]

at Micky Menage!

[ledkr]

Ha ha yes that's the new male pop icon

[SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood]

Dd; 3 called me into her room yesterday made me sit down and proceeded to serendae me with one direction.
YOU NO KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU NO KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
LA LA LA LA BEAUTIFUL

[wigglesrock]

Hope you tipped her well?

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Are you paying with groupon vouchers, leddkr?

i think as long as poo was without sound effects, tip away.

[SolidGoldYESBROKEMYSPACEBAR]

Thread title of the day...

[cheesesarnie]

yabvu!!!
poo should mean extra tips!

she sounds amazing! you should hire her out to waitress!

[ledkr]

No vouchers I paid with old receipts
Is there a prize for best thread title.
shriek
I love the way they sing all seriously with closed eyes.