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AIBU?

TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:03

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

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AgentZigzag · 07/11/2012 22:04

Mmmm.

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mignonette · 07/11/2012 22:07

Please stop leaving your offence everywhere Gully. Weren't you taught to clear up after yourself or were you dragged up?

Reported to the offensiveness-clear-up-squad....

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gordyslovesheep · 07/11/2012 22:08

bet you eat naughty food

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TuftyFinch · 07/11/2012 22:09

You shouldn't fling open cupboard doors. It's unkind. Don't you care about your cupboards at all? SHF

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:09

What did the Lord say?

Suffer the little offences to come unto me?

Well that's what he clearly meant.

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:10

F?

Sad Head Frown?

Simon's Horrible Farts?

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TuftyFinch · 07/11/2012 22:10

He meant little offices. You know all those enterprising people setting up candlefish making buses.

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TuftyFinch · 07/11/2012 22:11

So very close with your first guess.
Sad Hurt Face

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ElectricSoftParade · 07/11/2012 22:11

I think I have been infected by Hully's offensiveness.

I am ashamed I am not quite offensive enough but promise to try harder.

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brightermornings · 07/11/2012 22:12

I bet she's got a goat in it.

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:12

Oh I like Sad Hurt Face

It does take committment Electric

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Busyoldfool · 07/11/2012 22:13

By the way - I've heard their are career opportunities as Professionally Offended Executives - anyone know what they are paying?

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TheVermiciousKnid · 07/11/2012 22:13

The doors of the cupboard under the stairs?

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OliviaMumsnet · 07/11/2012 22:13
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Busyoldfool · 07/11/2012 22:14

their There are

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ElectricSoftParade · 07/11/2012 22:14

Having experienced my first PO, I am committed to the cause.

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Purplemonster · 07/11/2012 22:14

Hully, I am offended by your 'festive' name, it's NOVEMBER!

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IvorHughJackolantern · 07/11/2012 22:14
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TuftyFinch · 07/11/2012 22:14

Do you know what this stands for?
MVEMJSUNP

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:14

What are yo doing here Olivia? You know you have work to do elsewhere, it's not all holidays and manicures you know

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mignonette · 07/11/2012 22:15

Hang around here with Hully and the rest of us and you'll soon be dragging your knuckles along the ground....

Come sink to our level.....Electric....

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Hassled · 07/11/2012 22:15

You sicken me with your gung-ho attitude towards the use of the word offence. Don't you realise offence was granted official protected status by Henry IV in 1402? These words are precious, you know.

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HullyChristmasgully · 07/11/2012 22:16

More Vaginal Emissions Make Jesus Seem Unduly Nonplussed Probably?

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mignonette · 07/11/2012 22:16

I am reporting the emphasis for not working.

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TuftyFinch · 07/11/2012 22:17

Quoits Hilly, quilts.

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