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TO FLING WIDE THE CUPBOARD DOORS OF OFFENCE (because the flow is unstemmed)?

(153 Posts)
HullyChristmasgully Wed 07-Nov-12 22:03:10

More offence

Offence everywhere

I am sad and sickened at so much offensiveness

<SHS>

AgentZigzag Wed 07-Nov-12 22:04:49

Mmmm.

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 22:07:25

Please stop leaving your offence everywhere Gully. Weren't you taught to clear up after yourself or were you dragged up?

Reported to the offensiveness-clear-up-squad....

gordyslovesheep Wed 07-Nov-12 22:08:53

bet you eat naughty food

TuftyFinch Wed 07-Nov-12 22:09:16

You shouldn't fling open cupboard doors. It's unkind. Don't you care about your cupboards at all? SHF

HullyChristmasgully Wed 07-Nov-12 22:09:38

What did the Lord say?

Suffer the little offences to come unto me?

Well that's what he clearly meant.

HullyChristmasgully Wed 07-Nov-12 22:10:25

F?

Sad Head Frown?

Simon's Horrible Farts?

TuftyFinch Wed 07-Nov-12 22:10:41

He meant little offices. You know all those enterprising people setting up candlefish making buses.

TuftyFinch Wed 07-Nov-12 22:11:15

So very close with your first guess.
Sad Hurt Face

ElectricSoftParade Wed 07-Nov-12 22:11:35

I think I have been infected by Hully's offensiveness.

I am ashamed I am not quite offensive enough but promise to try harder.

brightermornings Wed 07-Nov-12 22:12:27

I bet she's got a goat in it.

HullyChristmasgully Wed 07-Nov-12 22:12:30

Oh I like Sad Hurt Face

It does take committment Electric

Busyoldfool Wed 07-Nov-12 22:13:15

By the way - I've heard their are career opportunities as Professionally Offended Executives - anyone know what they are paying?

TheVermiciousKnid Wed 07-Nov-12 22:13:23

The doors of the cupboard under the stairs?

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 07-Nov-12 22:13:26

<raises eyebrow sadly>

Busyoldfool Wed 07-Nov-12 22:14:04

their There are

ElectricSoftParade Wed 07-Nov-12 22:14:13

Having experienced my first PO, I am committed to the cause. <raises fist skyward>

Purplemonster Wed 07-Nov-12 22:14:42

Hully, I am offended by your 'festive' name, it's NOVEMBER!

IvorHughJackolantern Wed 07-Nov-12 22:14:43

<massages Olivia's sad eyebrow>

TuftyFinch Wed 07-Nov-12 22:14:43

Do you know what this stands for?
MVEMJSUNP

HullyChristmasgully Wed 07-Nov-12 22:14:54

What are yo doing here Olivia? You know you have work to do elsewhere, it's not all holidays and manicures you know

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 22:15:16

Hang around here with Hully and the rest of us and you'll soon be dragging your knuckles along the ground....

Come sink to our level.....*Electric*....

Hassled Wed 07-Nov-12 22:15:43

You sicken me with your gung-ho attitude towards the use of the word offence. Don't you realise offence was granted official protected status by Henry IV in 1402? These words are precious, you know.

HullyChristmasgully Wed 07-Nov-12 22:16:05

More Vaginal Emissions Make Jesus Seem Unduly Nonplussed Probably?

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 22:16:37

I am reporting the * * emphasis for not working.

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