Please Help. I Have a Frozen Pea in My Mojito

[JessicaLub]

It is wrong and unreasonable.

[SparkleSoiree]

HHmmm, don't pea and mint go together then?

[MrsRhettButler]

Is this a euphemism?

[DiddyMary]

You can be relieved, it died happy...

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I could have a dead insect in a mojito and it wouldn't put me off

[JessicaLub]

If It's dinner.
I@ve got a straw and the fucking pea keeps getting stuck whwn/ I suck

[SparkleSoiree]

LMAO!

[JessicaLub]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy freezer is a fucking disgrace
Fucking peas popping up all over the fiung place.

[ThompsonTwins]

Erm, you could find a spoon and get rid of the pea or you could sup the pea with your drink. Sorry but I really cannot make this complicated or important

[JessicaLub]

It might not be important yo you Thomson Twins (that were shit as a band and twee if you've got two children). Now I've forgotten what I was saying bugger

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

Leave the pea. It might need a drink after been flung about

[JessicaLub]

i've got a frozen peae in my mojito.
I sack the nanny and the au pair and everyone.
I squeezed the lime and everything

[MrsRhettButler]

If it keeps sticking to your straw why haven't you suckered it out and blown it into the bin yet?

[MrsRhettButler]

[JessicaLub]

My Mohito is one of my five a day. Lemon,lime.mint,rum, daddada.
Nowher does it mention fucking peas

[Cynner]

I read this as I HAVE FROZEN PEE IN MY MOJITO..

[JessicaLub]

Well that's just because you are crude and vulger Cynner.
Bloody shame on you.
Scrape yourself out the gutter and the rest of us might talk to you.
I have drunk myself sober. I couldnt tolerate peagate. Iused chopsticks to adresss my pea issue.

[pinkyredrose]

@ DiddyMary!