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Please Help. I Have a Frozen Pea in My Mojito

(18 Posts)
JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 00:35:38

It is wrong and unreasonable.

SparkleSoiree Wed 07-Nov-12 00:36:18

HHmmm, don't pea and mint go together then?

MrsRhettButler Wed 07-Nov-12 00:36:54

Is this a euphemism?

DiddyMary Wed 07-Nov-12 00:37:21

You can be relieved, it died happy...

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Wed 07-Nov-12 00:37:44

I could have a dead insect in a mojito and it wouldn't put me off

JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 00:38:04

If It's dinner.
I@ve got a straw and the fucking pea keeps getting stuck whwn/ I suck

SparkleSoiree Wed 07-Nov-12 00:40:45

LMAO!

JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 00:42:30

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy freezer is a fucking disgrace
Fucking peas popping up all over the fiung place.

ThompsonTwins Wed 07-Nov-12 00:43:26

Erm, you could find a spoon and get rid of the pea or you could sup the pea with your drink. Sorry but I really cannot make this complicated or important

JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 00:45:54

It might not be important yo you Thomson Twins (that were shit as a band and twee if you've got two children). Now I've forgotten what I was saying bugger

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Wed 07-Nov-12 00:46:53

Leave the pea. It might need a drink after been flung about

JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 00:49:56

i've got a frozen peae in my mojito.
I sack the nanny and the au pair and everyone.
I squeezed the lime and everything

MrsRhettButler Wed 07-Nov-12 00:50:43

If it keeps sticking to your straw why haven't you suckered it out and blown it into the bin yet?

MrsRhettButler Wed 07-Nov-12 00:51:19

<gives up>

JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 00:53:18

My Mohito is one of my five a day. Lemon,lime.mint,rum, daddada.
Nowher does it mention fucking peas

Cynner Wed 07-Nov-12 00:57:23

I read this as I HAVE FROZEN PEE IN MY MOJITO..

JessicaLub Wed 07-Nov-12 01:06:11

Well that's just because you are crude and vulger Cynner.
Bloody shame on you.
Scrape yourself out the gutter and the rest of us might talk to you.
I have drunk myself sober. I couldnt tolerate peagate. Iused chopsticks to adresss my pea issue.

pinkyredrose Wed 07-Nov-12 04:05:45

grin @ DiddyMary!

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