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to evict the person in my fanjo <LIGHTHEARTED>

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 14:59:37

This is my first AIBU thread ever so please be nice.

Worra has moved into my fanjo it seems uninvited.

May I evict her or do squatters rights include fanjos too?

This is a lighthearted thread. I do not wish to leave worra homeless.

Anyone offended by this thread may offer their fanjo to home worra

Tiredmumno1 Tue 06-Nov-12 15:00:46

Worra is in your fanjo shock

Tiredmumno1 Tue 06-Nov-12 15:01:32

If you evict her you have to give notice so she could be there for some time......

grin

QueenofNightmares Tue 06-Nov-12 15:02:20

Hmm to be honest it depends on if shes keeping said fanjo in a good state i.e keeping the bushes trimmed not littering and allowing all sorts of ruffians to move in.

More concerning however is what the hell happens if you want sex? If I was your DH I'd be afraid of her mutilating it. Maybe sticking to bumsex would be good for a while?

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 15:03:44

Well she moved in unnoticed. Not sure how long she has been in there.

She stealth rehomed herself in my fanjo.

CookingFunt Tue 06-Nov-12 15:04:12

May I respectfully ask if she is claiming housing benefit,has 10 kids,a goat,some pom bears and is drinking fruit shoots in your fanjo?

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 15:04:26

I do not currently own a partner so she won't have no surprises enter her home

BertieBotts Tue 06-Nov-12 15:05:42

If you get pregnant, she'd have to come out eventually. Seems a long-winded way to go about it, though.

EleanorHandbasket Tue 06-Nov-12 15:06:08

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WorraLiberty Tue 06-Nov-12 15:06:26

Look is there any chance you could evict the milkman first?

His milk float is digging into my leg hmm

CookingFunt Tue 06-Nov-12 15:06:40

Or is she letting her dog shit in your fanjo? Are the neighbours complaining because she's using her hedge trimmer at8am on a Sunday morning?

Binkyridesagain Tue 06-Nov-12 15:06:53

You must have very spacious accommodation to fit a whole worra up there.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 15:07:14

I guess if I sneeze I could evict her swiftly.

I have received no rent and there's no legal forms signed. She just sneaked in unannounced. Which I find disrespectful as she could have at least asked or knocked

HarlettOScara Tue 06-Nov-12 15:07:36

Charge her rent. You may as well make a few quid while she's there.

QueenofNightmares Tue 06-Nov-12 15:07:40

Wait until she starts having her food delivered. Waitrose take it right inside the kitchen for you hope your fanjo is stretchy enough.

WorraLiberty Tue 06-Nov-12 15:07:59

If you get pregnant, she'd have to come out eventually. Seems a long-winded way to go about it, though.

Well I'm not sodding babysitting that's for sure!

OneOfMyTurnsComingOn Tue 06-Nov-12 15:08:28

Does it hurt?

Binkyridesagain Tue 06-Nov-12 15:09:24

Fully furnished?

ClippedPhoenix Tue 06-Nov-12 15:09:31

Are you trying to say Worra's a parasite? grin

Tiredmumno1 Tue 06-Nov-12 15:10:16

Spray a hose up there, and try to flush her out?

WorraLiberty Tue 06-Nov-12 15:10:22

It's nice and warm in here

The next door neighbour's an arsehole though sad

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 15:11:04

There's a milkman too? shock

Bet worra is sub letting! Who do I inform?

I hope there isn't a goat in there too. I think she is been a bit entitled

FairiesWearPoppies Tue 06-Nov-12 15:12:53

This is shocking. I don't pay taxes for this!

PickledFanjoCat Tue 06-Nov-12 15:14:12

Id let her stay. she seems pretty harmless if not a touch bleedy today, as long as she promises to keep it tidy and not have any parties.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 15:14:28

Won't she need an address for her food delivery?

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