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MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

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Hullygully Tue 06-Nov-12 13:00:40

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

2. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

TheDreadedFoosa Tue 06-Nov-12 13:01:46

Oh what bollocks.

GhostShip Tue 06-Nov-12 13:02:09

YOU CANT CALL SOMEONE AN IDIOT, WHAT IF HE HAS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES HMMM????

I AM GOING TO REPORT

IneedAgoldenNickname Tue 06-Nov-12 13:02:16

grin

or is that face not allowed because it looks happy? Don't wanna offend happy people

TheVermiciousKnid Tue 06-Nov-12 13:02:36

How dare you. I'm very offended. I used to live in a cupboard in 1970. I didn't but that's not the point.

Aboutlastnight Tue 06-Nov-12 13:02:59

It's all very worthy round here at the mo

TantrumsAndBalloons Tue 06-Nov-12 13:03:23

I dont even bother to read threads anymore. I just report the whole thing.

even saying " i like chocolate" is going to offend someone, somewhere

JambalayaCodfishPie Tue 06-Nov-12 13:03:37

I'm offended by your use of capitals. Reported. grin

GhostShip Tue 06-Nov-12 13:03:42

THIS IS A FEMINIST ISSUE

GhostShip Tue 06-Nov-12 13:03:48

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

squeakytoy Tue 06-Nov-12 13:04:34

and what is wrong with people living in cupboards?? YABU

TheVermiciousKnid Tue 06-Nov-12 13:04:52

Sod off the lot of you. I've got work to do.

TheDreadedFoosa Tue 06-Nov-12 13:05:24

Forriners should go home, just not funny, is it?

What about...

Aibu to think all disabled kids should be kept out of sight?

Aibu to think women in short skirts are asking for it?

Aibu to think the unemployed should be left to starve?

Whats the difference? Where's the 'joke'? Where's the humour?

CaptainVonTrapp Tue 06-Nov-12 13:05:25

I was born in the 70's and I'm deeply offended by that. Only an insensitive idiot would make such a comment. Oh and I know someone with a cupboard.

GhostShip Tue 06-Nov-12 13:05:26

CUPBOARDS ARE PERFECTLY FINE, WE ARENT ALL MADE OF MONEY YANO

HARRY POTTER LIVED IN A CUPBOARD AND HE GREW UP TO BE A FINE LAD

SelfRighteousPrissyPants Tue 06-Nov-12 13:05:51

My dh slept in a drawer when he was a baby but had probably moved out by 1970 -he was 2. He never gets offended by anything grin

ClippedPhoenix Tue 06-Nov-12 13:06:03

grin

One of my afflictions is black humour BUT it was still a stupid thread to start.

BlackCatinchaos Tue 06-Nov-12 13:06:14

<Wonders what she missed> confused

Can anyone link? <nosey and bored>

BoysBoysBoysAndMe Tue 06-Nov-12 13:06:31

Leave the bastard.....

Hullygully Tue 06-Nov-12 13:06:53

Oh good point about Harry P

Although he was fostered/adopted so YOU ARE INSULTING ALL FOSTERERS AND ADOPTIVE-PARENTS AND I AM REPORTING

GhostShip Tue 06-Nov-12 13:07:26

I AM REPORTING YOU FOR REPORTING ME

monkeyfacegrace Tue 06-Nov-12 13:08:05

Wtf is with you today Hully?

grin

ClippedPhoenix Tue 06-Nov-12 13:08:24

I also slept in the bottom drawer for a bit grin

Sister even came along and said "Yuck, don't like that thing" and shut the drawer come to think of it I do have claustrophobia

My big sister is a bitch.

KenLeeeeeee Tue 06-Nov-12 13:09:11

Are you in Scotland? bear

WizzPopWizzBang Tue 06-Nov-12 13:09:31

Maybe we should petition for MNHQ to have a professionally offended topic?

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