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AIBU to want to go upstairs and throw bath water and onions at her?

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GeraldineAubergine Fri 02-Nov-12 17:03:17

The woman who lives in the flat above me is a strange one. She has knocked on my door several times to ask me for lunch wearing a skimpy nightgown, no bra, men's brogues and a smell of onions (strong). I don't know what she is doing upstairs ATM but it sounds like a gangs of pissed tap dancers having a knife fight in hobnail boots. I think it could be her son who is allowed to do whatever he wants (is a 'free spirit') according to her.
Also when she has a bath (in onion juice) water goes through the ceiling into my bath (yuk) so now I can't have a bath as I feel it's contaminated. She claims this isn't true, even though it patently is.
So seeing as her hideous noise is driving me to the very point of insanity would I be unreasonable to pelt her with Spanish onions and bath water till she desists?

Sparklingbrook Fri 02-Nov-12 17:04:50

I am speechless. You have posted this twice so you must be v cross. shock

ChristmasKate Fri 02-Nov-12 17:06:42

Di it and report back.

MamaMumra Fri 02-Nov-12 17:07:35

No advice but wine

GeraldineAubergine Fri 02-Nov-12 17:07:53

I don't know how I posted it twice. You are correct it must be because I'm so angry. It's affected the Internet. I have banged on the ceiling with a shoe. I'm still considering my next course of action.

MamaMumra Fri 02-Nov-12 17:09:55

Stay away from her Geraldine ! She sunds like she'd love the onions and bath water grin

Sparklingbrook Fri 02-Nov-12 17:09:59

Is it some some of weird Halloween thing? perhaps the nightgown/brogues we her outfit and she was scaring you with her onion juice?

MamaMumra Fri 02-Nov-12 17:10:53

If it is onion juice ...

TheCunnyFuntWearingAPoppy Fri 02-Nov-12 17:11:39

She bathes in onion juice????? WTAF??? confused

GeraldineAubergine Fri 02-Nov-12 17:13:06

She probably would. I really fancy a bath but a trickle of greyish water came through the ceiling only an hour ago. I by she's up there all bathed and enjoying her onion based cookery whilst her son river dances willy nilly across the laminate. It's Halloween every day upstairs in my opinion.

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