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To really wonder what the content of dd's nativity play will be?

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ontheedgeofwhatever Fri 02-Nov-12 11:23:55

She's going to be a doctor. She has two lines and the first is

"Look there's the head"

I assume this is not going to be the traditional nativity then?? hmm

WiseKneeHair Fri 02-Nov-12 11:25:08

Sounds very traditional to me - surely this is the birth of Jesus live on stage?


controlpantsandgladrags Fri 02-Nov-12 12:16:48

Gosh that sounds a bit gynacological for a school production...

SolidGoldYESBROKEMYSPACEBAR Fri 02-Nov-12 12:17:43

I rather hope that your DD is in secondary school...

JoanBias Fri 02-Nov-12 12:31:24

I think she is in Y2....

JamieandtheMagicTorch Fri 02-Nov-12 12:42:58

That sounds great.

Outrage should ensue.

Sparklingbrook Fri 02-Nov-12 12:44:39

shock What's the second line?

Strawhatpirate Fri 02-Nov-12 12:51:51

I wouldn't sit in the front row if I were you in case you're in the "splash zone".

LeeCoakley Fri 02-Nov-12 12:55:10

My immediate thought was John the Baptist's head on a plate.

WelshMaenad Fri 02-Nov-12 12:55:54

Dd's last year was about a bloody robin. God knows what this years will involve. I quite fancy some true life birth gore actually.

LeeCoakley Fri 02-Nov-12 13:08:04

Ours are usually a cutesy version of the nativity. E.g. The Lost Sheep, The Angel who lost his Wings, The Camel who couldn't find his Hump. All found I think, at the inn. One year we did a story about a school putting on a nativity play. It was hilarious to watch 7 year olds being teachers, their mannerisms were spot on. How we (the staff) laughed grin

KurriKurri Fri 02-Nov-12 15:02:17

One of DD's lines in a Nativity once was 'I have brought Myrrh, - you can buy it for £3.75 on the internet' - she was very annoyed when the audience laughed.

I quite like the sound of your DD's 'One Messiah Born Every Minute' Nativity grin - presumably Joseph will be hanging around making idiot comments, and eating a fish supper whilst Mary pushes.

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