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to be annoyed that it's easier for fat women than for short women to buy clothes.

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moxiemonster Thu 01-Nov-12 15:29:50

A new Simply Be has opened here. We now have that and Evans. I should imagine the moderately stout can get into clothes in most shops. If you're short, there are rarely dedicated shops and the choice is limited and twee.
Obviously there is money to be made in the plus size market. It's just one of life's unfairnesses that the cake munchers are rewarded for their lack of self control with clothes to fit them.

SecretCermonials Thu 01-Nov-12 15:30:38

biscuit eat this get fat then you can stop moaning...

ScooseIsLooseInTheHauntedHoose Thu 01-Nov-12 15:30:43


MrsDeVere Thu 01-Nov-12 15:30:44

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WileyRoadRunner Thu 01-Nov-12 15:31:08

<waiting patiently with bag of maltesers>

thornrose Thu 01-Nov-12 15:31:27

shock I have no words.

EndoplasmicReticulum Thu 01-Nov-12 15:31:48

Have another biscuit.

SecretCermonials Thu 01-Nov-12 15:31:56

Fatties are so selfish, should just wear the sacks that their food comes in shouldnt they?! Buy some heels if your that short or learn to sew

amothersplaceisinthewrong Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:02

I thought that a fair few of the shops on the high street now had petite ranges for the shorter lady. Is this not the case?

CollieEyeOfNewt Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:14

My mum is both fat and short. It may happen to you.

missymoomoomee Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:21

Interesting 1st post...

DameMargotFountain Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:25

i'm short and fat and find plenty of clothes to fit me

<munches on biscuits in thread>

thornrose Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:39

Except I LOVE "moderately stout".

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:41

Oh dear!

Are you bored by any chance OP?

JoleneRocks Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:43

'the cake munchers' shock

StripyMagicDragon Thu 01-Nov-12 15:32:50

ah, inflammatory sentences. I'm both short and fat. it's a travesty.
I dont have a stick up my arse though, you had better get some help removing yours smile

scentednappyhag Thu 01-Nov-12 15:33:41

Run along love, before I fucking eat you <rubs fat stomach>

gordyslovesheep Thu 01-Nov-12 15:34:22

here ...munch on this biscuit

WorraLiberty Thu 01-Nov-12 15:34:34

Think the OP is short on intelligence as well as height...

MordecaiAndTheRigbys Thu 01-Nov-12 15:34:35

I'm a short fatty....what have I got huh???

But I'm not one of those fatties that tell you its glandular, oh no!! I have a legit reason for being this size...I like food!!!!

INeedThatForkOff Thu 01-Nov-12 15:34:47

Fucking hell, this is the first proper LOL op I've read on here in ages!

ObiWan Thu 01-Nov-12 15:34:54

There are petite ranges in most stores. And the y go up to size 18+ so I guess petite just means short-arse.

I'm just odd shaped all over, nothing ever looks right on me.

PenisColada Thu 01-Nov-12 15:35:07

I too am a short fat person.

However do I manage ?

squoosh Thu 01-Nov-12 15:35:15

You should have eaten your greens when younger, then you wouldn't be such a short arse.

You're welcome.

ouryve Thu 01-Nov-12 15:35:38

I'm a size 14. I can shop at shops for fat women and skinny women. Take that!

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