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to have spent all of our benefit money on Botox and fillers

(26 Posts)
SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:00:55

Now we are skint. Bare cupboards.

No tricks just treats please grin

Anniegetyourgun Wed 31-Oct-12 17:03:10

Botox treatment for the goat, was that? Can't have a saggy looking goat, it lets the neighbourhood down.

FireOverBabylon Wed 31-Oct-12 17:03:11

So long as you look gorgeous.......

You wpuldnt be able to open your mouth wide enough for real food anyway
(have you really had botox?)

Viperidae Wed 31-Oct-12 17:05:39

Oh well, at least it wasn't fags and booze. That will probably confuse the tory stereotypes!

Shesparkles Wed 31-Oct-12 17:06:04

Again??

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:08:12

Your all jealouses innit

GhostofMammaTJ Wed 31-Oct-12 17:12:42

I did spend all mine on fags and booze. The kids won't give up smoking for nuffink. And I need the booze to put up with them. grin

Anniegetyourgun Wed 31-Oct-12 17:12:57

Yeah, you wanna see my goat, it's drooping all over the place.

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:14:40

Lmao at saggy goat grin

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:15:44

Oh well off to the food bank we go.

Cahoots Wed 31-Oct-12 17:29:30

shock

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:36:27

Yeah I wanna,see Annie

BumpInTheNightFuglies Wed 31-Oct-12 17:37:30

Caviar for the goat, fags for the DC and booze for the GPs (lushes). Can send you DC's dog-ends if you like?

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:45:24

Nah I'll the children on the bus tonight for the dog ends. They're only three and four so can crouch under the seats

catinwitchyboots Wed 31-Oct-12 17:49:29

I spent mine on a flatscreen goat

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 17:56:10

Didn't you get one get another free?

Dawndonna Wed 31-Oct-12 17:59:07

you've had it now, Sole, you'll have to eat the goat this month!

SoleSource Wed 31-Oct-12 18:12:15

Lol Dawn!

A whole month of goat curry! Hope thr farting doesn't warrant extra wirk on me face.

How many injections will a crisis loan buy?

catinwitchyboots Wed 31-Oct-12 18:15:40

I paid for my goat's inner thigh liposuction with a budgeting loan

She was chuffed to bits

PumpkInDublic Wed 31-Oct-12 18:16:35

I thought we were having dog owner curry, or was that last month Sole? grin

<protects flat screen ultra smooth mobility goat from Sole>

TinyDancingHoofer Wed 31-Oct-12 18:19:16

Think of all the money you'll save by not having to pay for lipo!

GhostofMammaTJ Wed 31-Oct-12 20:16:55

Did you manage to get your BMW mobility Goat Sole?

Sampette Wed 31-Oct-12 20:38:51

Of course not. It's important for you to look and feel beautiful at all times

catinwitchyboots Wed 31-Oct-12 20:43:45

What? Dog owners getting together and eating curry? Or putting dog owners in a curry??

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