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To not lick DH's balls?

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ShiftyFades Fri 26-Oct-12 23:24:47

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

ShiftyFades Fri 26-Oct-12 23:25:13

They're^ blush

PickledFanjoCat Fri 26-Oct-12 23:25:37

Fuck that !

ShiftyFades Fri 26-Oct-12 23:26:07

Thanks pickled wink

WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 23:26:13

Could you be tempted if he shaved them and smeared them in chocolate? grin

kilmuir Fri 26-Oct-12 23:26:33

ewwwww no yanbu

WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 23:26:44

Picked she's on a period...that could be messy wink

ShiftyFades Fri 26-Oct-12 23:26:49

Oooo, worra.... Maybe... wink

GrimAndHumourless Fri 26-Oct-12 23:26:59

Of course you shouldn't if you don't want to

If he is badgering you for sexual acts when you are not wanting to he is being really horrible

corblimeymadam Fri 26-Oct-12 23:27:03

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SchrodingersUndeadMew Fri 26-Oct-12 23:27:39


TequilaMockingMagpie Fri 26-Oct-12 23:27:43

So you get cramps and he gets a blow job ?

Not in this house .

PickledFanjoCat Fri 26-Oct-12 23:27:45

I'm 26 weeks pregnant with horrific heart burn.

If someone suggested I nibble their nobbles tonight I swear I'd bite em off!

LadyEvilBeagle Fri 26-Oct-12 23:27:47

Way to turn a girl on. Not.

PelvicFloorClenchReminder Fri 26-Oct-12 23:28:14

Ew. Could you not saute them in some garlic first?

WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 23:28:14

Do you have a cat?

Could you smear them in cat food and then sit back and enjoy your chocolate?

lucyellenmum Fri 26-Oct-12 23:28:17

hmmmmm, no bj's for DP when i had AF (i have a mirena now so no AF!!) But quite happy to do them as foreplay or even in place of sex. I quite like doing it i like making him squirm Not keen on balls though or the way they tend to rest on my nose when we do a 69 hmm

ScooseIsLooseInTheHauntedHoose Fri 26-Oct-12 23:28:43

Nothing wrong with a bit of tea bagging haha wink

ShabbyChit Fri 26-Oct-12 23:28:51

YANBU. A mans ball sack and penis is one of the ugliest sights in the world, and the feeling of hairy balls in your mouth is not nice!

ShiftyFades Fri 26-Oct-12 23:29:50

lucy now there's a vision wink

ShellyBoobs Fri 26-Oct-12 23:29:56

Make him shave them!

I insist my OH does his


PrincessSymbian Fri 26-Oct-12 23:30:15


WorraLiberty Fri 26-Oct-12 23:30:19

Shabby it's no more ugly than some women's bits and bobs! grin

On a different note, I just read your NN as ShabbyClit blush

MrsCantSayAnything Fri 26-Oct-12 23:30:35

They're kind of rough aren't they? If they were smooth I wouldn;t mind.

poohbearrulesinHELL Fri 26-Oct-12 23:30:50

Sorry, but you just made me spit my drink out! In my humble opinion no, but then my DH is currently dancing round he room in his boxer shorts, not a pretty sight trust me!

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