To not lick DH's balls?

[ShiftyFades]

I don't want to. They hairy, ugly and tbh I'd rather eat chocolate.

So MN jury, aibu to deny his request?

(we do have fairly regular sex but, AF has just arrived and with it comes the moaning about wanting a blow job)

Be kind, I'm grumpy and have a spot on my chin (thanks AF!)

[ShiftyFades]

They're^

[PickledFanjoCat]

Fuck that !

[ShiftyFades]

Thanks pickled

[WorraLiberty]

Could you be tempted if he shaved them and smeared them in chocolate?

[kilmuir]

ewwwww no yanbu

[WorraLiberty]

Picked she's on a period...that could be messy

[ShiftyFades]

Oooo, worra.... Maybe...

[GrimAndHumourless]

Of course you shouldn't if you don't want to

If he is badgering you for sexual acts when you are not wanting to he is being really horrible

[SchrodingersUndeadMew]

Yuck!

[TequilaMockingMagpie]

So you get cramps and he gets a blow job ?

Not in this house .

[PickledFanjoCat]

I'm 26 weeks pregnant with horrific heart burn.

If someone suggested I nibble their nobbles tonight I swear I'd bite em off!

[LadyEvilBeagle]

Way to turn a girl on. Not.

[WorraLiberty]

Do you have a cat?

Could you smear them in cat food and then sit back and enjoy your chocolate?

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

Ew. Could you not saute them in some garlic first?

[lucyellenmum]

hmmmmm, no bj's for DP when i had AF (i have a mirena now so no AF!!) But quite happy to do them as foreplay or even in place of sex. I quite like doing it i like making him squirm Not keen on balls though or the way they tend to rest on my nose when we do a 69

[ScooseIsLooseInTheHauntedHoose]

Nothing wrong with a bit of tea bagging haha

[ShabbyChit]

YANBU. A mans ball sack and penis is one of the ugliest sights in the world, and the feeling of hairy balls in your mouth is not nice!

[ShiftyFades]

lucy now there's a vision

[ShellyBoobs]

Make him shave them!

I insist my OH does his

[PrincessSymbian]

Worra!

[WorraLiberty]

Shabby it's no more ugly than some women's bits and bobs!

On a different note, I just read your NN as ShabbyClit

[MrsCantSayAnything]

They're kind of rough aren't they? If they were smooth I wouldn;t mind.

[poohbearrulesinHELL]

Sorry, but you just made me spit my drink out! In my humble opinion no, but then my DH is currently dancing round he room in his boxer shorts, not a pretty sight trust me!

[holstenlips]

stick a finger up his bum instead? thatll learn him