To wonder what a sit-com of "MNers in Jail" might be like?

[Salmotrutta]

How would MNers deal with:

Snouts
Mrs Big and her henchwomen
Would they stand their ground in the showers?
How would they get round the evil guards?

TIA

[Whooooosualsuspect]

I would be chief snout dealer.

[MissVerinder]

Stand their ground in the showers?

Depends how long I was in for.

[WorraLiberty]

I think Mrs Big and her henchwomen would be standing round the showers tutting and complaining about the snout smokers...

[BadgersGhostlyRetreatWoo]

the showers would be vair clean with a free supply of mooncups

[Salmotrutta]

So I'd have to deal information and favours to you then usual?

What about Mr(s) McKay? Wouldn't she be onto you?

[LineRunner]

MNers in jail would build a small escape plane undetected on the roof, out of leftovers and recycled cereal boxes.

However, there would be a fierce class battle over who would be pilot and who would be co-pilot, and eventually the escape plane would abandoned to distant memory whilst everyone had a .

[Thelobsterswife]

Usual I thought you would be Mrs Big?

[Whooooosualsuspect]

The henchwomen would definitely be complaining about the smoke and noise from next doors cell.

[WorraLiberty]

LineRunner there would be an even bigger battle about parking it

[Salmotrutta]

Oh yes Worra - hadn't thought of that.

They'd probably fashion MN scarves out of their uniforms too.

Hiding the arrows obviously with clever embroidery or crafty type stuff.

[LineRunner]

There would always be someone complaining about the security light being left on outside.

[Whooooosualsuspect]

They would knot the scarfs together to make a rope and shimmy over the wall.

[DorsetKnob]

Fights over who got the top bunk.

[Salmotrutta]

[Whooooosualsuspect]

scarves not scarfs.

[WorraLiberty]

At least all the meals would be cooked from scratch...

[Salmotrutta]

I expect we all know who would get the top bunk ....

[MissVerinder]

I would get 5yo DD to smuggle gin to me in her froot shoot bottles.

[Salmotrutta]

And from organically grown veg from the prison garden.

Which would be run by "trustys", natch.

I'd be a good "trusty".

[DorsetKnob]

Not allowed to bring drinks in the visiting room that you have brought from home.

[LineRunner]

There would a Governor-Prisoner Liaison Committee formed.

It would be chaired by Xenia.

The Goverenor, having resigned, would be found picking bread rolls out of bins in Charing Cross the following month.

[Salmotrutta]

Oh good plan MissV!

[Whooooosualsuspect]

I'd be a trusty who was a bit on the dodgy side, and steal stuff from the kitchen to make illicit booze.

[yellowbottle]

sings you used to send me flowers, I wish you would again...

[Salmotrutta]

Well then Dorset - we will have to make our own hooch too.

And I can imagine all sorts of committees being formed Line.