to fancy Russell Howard...

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

I am being unreasonable, I know I am. I don't want to fancy him, I honestly try to fight it, but I can't

[INeedThatForkOff]

Ugh. He talks like a 14 year old boy out to shock. Vile.

[ShowOfBloodyStumps]

Why would it be unreasonable? He's funny, good looking, happy, politically aware etc. What's the problem?

[NeTeConfundantIllegitimi]

Love him!

[PervyMuskrat]

I would

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

He annoys me! He makes the kind of jokes my stepsons make (teenagers/early 20s), he wears bad t-shirts, oh its just all bad. I think I should approach a GPs receptionist and ask for a referral (while parked on double yellows).

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

I know it isn't Friday but I find myself imagining how good he might be in bed

[Mrsjay]

OH I SO WOULD twice times

[tilder]

YABU. He's mine.

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

tilder - take him please, relieve my evil thoughts!

[Mrsjay]

I used to fancy the other Russel (kane) bit I don't like his new hair and I think he has gone far to skinny

[MonsterBookOfTerrors]

YANBU I love him, he is only a little older than me and so funny :o

[Mrsjay]

FWIW I am too old to fancy young men

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

YADDDDDDNBU!

I love him and I think he's gorgeous! My love for him is known on MN

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

I rather have Russell Grant than Kane/Howard/Brand

[amillionyears]

One of my sons saw him yesterday.
Said he looked very normal.
Might that help to burst the bubble?

[Arthurfowlersallotment]

Oh God, I would.

[Mrsjay]

Brand give me the boak he is disgusting ,

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

I have been on a train with him. Long journey. Same carriage. I giggled like a teenage girl everytime I had to go to the bar toilet.

[tilder]

But then I do have odd taste in men.

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

Oh Brand is vile. He should join Lee Macks wine club (9 am in the park).

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

OP don't have any shame in fancying Mr Howard. I am proud of it

If I was on train with him I'd have been the same!

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

at preferring Russell Grant

[MumsGoToReykjavik]

I had nearly 5 hours to approach and just be cool and calm and so oh hi can I have your autograph, big fan, blah blah. Did I do that? Did I fuck!

[70isaLimitNotaTarget]

Mums did you manage to resist asking RH for a Mile High Club session in the toilets (except on a train you'd be seven feet up) [hconfused]

[honeytea]

YANBU (I would)