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to fancy Russell Howard...

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MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:25:56

I am being unreasonable, I know I am. I don't want to fancy him, I honestly try to fight it, but I can't sad

INeedThatForkOff Thu 25-Oct-12 21:26:59

Ugh. He talks like a 14 year old boy out to shock. Vile.

ShowOfBloodyStumps Thu 25-Oct-12 21:27:31

Why would it be unreasonable? He's funny, good looking, happy, politically aware etc. What's the problem?

Love him!

PervyMuskrat Thu 25-Oct-12 21:28:07

I would wink

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:28:35

He annoys me! He makes the kind of jokes my stepsons make (teenagers/early 20s), he wears bad t-shirts, oh its just all bad. I think I should approach a GPs receptionist and ask for a referral grin (while parked on double yellows).

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:29:21

I know it isn't Friday but I find myself imagining how good he might be in bed shock

Mrsjay Thu 25-Oct-12 21:29:22

OH I SO WOULD grin twice times

tilder Thu 25-Oct-12 21:29:35

YABU. He's mine.

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:30:47

tilder - take him please, relieve my evil thoughts!

Mrsjay Thu 25-Oct-12 21:31:42

I used to fancy the other Russel (kane) bit I don't like his new hair and I think he has gone far to skinny

MonsterBookOfTerrors Thu 25-Oct-12 21:32:08

YANBU I love him, he is only a little older than me and so funny grin

Mrsjay Thu 25-Oct-12 21:32:19

FWIW I am too old to fancy young men blush

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Thu 25-Oct-12 21:32:43

YADDDDDDNBU!

I love him and I think he's gorgeous! My love for him is known on MN grin

70isaLimitNotaTarget Thu 25-Oct-12 21:33:20

<<shudders>>

I rather have Russell Grant than Kane/Howard/Brand

amillionyears Thu 25-Oct-12 21:33:47

One of my sons saw him yesterday.
Said he looked very normal.
Might that help to burst the bubble? smile

Arthurfowlersallotment Thu 25-Oct-12 21:34:53

Oh God, I would.

Mrsjay Thu 25-Oct-12 21:34:53

Brand give me the boak he is disgusting ,

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:35:21

I have been on a train with him. Long journey. Same carriage. I giggled like a teenage girl everytime I had to go to the bar toilet.

tilder Thu 25-Oct-12 21:35:23

But then I do have odd taste in men.

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:35:57

Oh Brand is vile. He should join Lee Macks wine club (9 am in the park).

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Thu 25-Oct-12 21:37:09

OP don't have any shame in fancying Mr Howard. I am proud of it grin

If I was on train with him I'd have been the same!

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:37:49

grin at preferring Russell Grant

MumsGoToReykjavik Thu 25-Oct-12 21:38:36

I had nearly 5 hours to approach and just be cool and calm and so oh hi can I have your autograph, big fan, blah blah. Did I do that? Did I fuck!

70isaLimitNotaTarget Thu 25-Oct-12 21:40:49

Mums did you manage to resist asking RH for a Mile High Club session in the toilets (except on a train you'd be seven feet up) confused

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