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to hate the phrase "pleasuring him/her/yourself"?

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Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:27:38

H is watching yet another police camera arseholes programme and there was a man "pleasuring himself" by the side of the road. Whats wrong with "masturbating"? Factual and far less boak-worthy.

Quite apart from anything else, the word masturbating doesnt conjure up images of a manky sex face!

Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:28:16

ooh sorry, dont know what happened to the title!

BunnyLeBOOwski Tue 23-Oct-12 23:30:18

YABU.

I pleasure myself by the side of the road on a regular basis.

Usually with a Big Mac meal and an extra mayo chicken.

Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:32:22

You are so common! Everyone knows that the only place to pleasure yourself with a Big Mac is in the carpark!

Inneedofbrandy Tue 23-Oct-12 23:33:26

I agree 100% with you on this thread grin

Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:33:59

wink

It had to happen eventually grin

BerthaKitt Tue 23-Oct-12 23:35:55

YANBU. I prefer "'avin' a wank".

Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:39:35

totally agree Bertha, why is fuck ok on TV by wank isnt?!

Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:39:40

but

SoleSource Tue 23-Oct-12 23:39:52

It's pleasurable to hear. Therefore on your police motorbike and YABU.

WorraLiberty Tue 23-Oct-12 23:41:40

It's pleasurable to hear someone having a wank at the side of the road Sole shock

How very desperate honest of you grin

Zara1984 Tue 23-Oct-12 23:44:33

What's worse? Pleasuring yourself? Enjoying yourself? Being intimate with yourself? All boak-worthy phrases I have heard on TV.

I prefer 'avin a wank grin

Bogeyface Tue 23-Oct-12 23:44:45

HEARING IT?! How close do you need to be to hear it?!

And with that mental image, I am off to bed!

MrsCantSayAnything Tue 23-Oct-12 23:45:31

YANBU! I don't like that word anyway.

"Oh I didn't feel any pleasure"

"Come to the Pleasure Park" ...wtf

"My Pleasure." ... angry

SoleSource Tue 23-Oct-12 23:49:23

Heard lots of times. Especially at the side of the church in city centre and the resulting mess on the gravestone. [sick]

Goodnight.

BerthaKitt Tue 23-Oct-12 23:52:02

Vom

Zara1984 Tue 23-Oct-12 23:56:32

A uni friend of mine got errrrr pleasured-on by a manky man in a Tesco. While she was rummaging through the clothes section, looking for PJs in her sizes. He brushed up behind her and left a deposit <boak> on her back. He must have been watching her from nearby then ran up at the vital moment <vom>. By the time she clicked what was going on (and sheieked) he zipped up and ran! Gone before security could catch him confused

BreconBeBuggered Tue 23-Oct-12 23:59:07

Was he in a car or actually at the roadside? You can only pleasure yourself sitting down. Standing up is 'avin' a wank. Masturbating is for bedrooms.
Zara, Tesco man was 'avin' a wank. Yuk.

BerthaKitt Wed 24-Oct-12 00:04:13

'I was proceeding al

wildfig Wed 24-Oct-12 00:05:22

It's impossible to hear that phrase and not think of Leslie Grantham and the webcam.

BerthaKitt Wed 24-Oct-12 00:07:21

"I was proceeding along the road in the patrol vehicle when I observed the gentleman abusing himself in a Volvo"

BerthaKitt Wed 24-Oct-12 00:08:23

I have 'pleasuring' noises in my head now.

BreconBeBuggered Wed 24-Oct-12 00:20:30

Bertha, I'd forgotten about self-abuse.
That's for public toilets.

womma Wed 24-Oct-12 00:31:20

Personally I prefer a hand shandy

When I was a manager at a now defunct high st retailer we used to have a man that would 'pleasure' himself regularly against the from window. I've also seen it many times in fitting rooms

<boak>

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