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TheReturnOfBridezilla Mon 22-Oct-12 18:55:52

Everyone I know to any kind of authority I can possibly think of because I am the head prefect of the world?

What's going on here tonight? Stop reporting your friends and family to various organisations.

I'm telling.

missymoomoomee Mon 22-Oct-12 18:57:18

I've reported your fred about a fred to MNHQ <polishes prefect badge> grin

TheReturnOfBridezilla Mon 22-Oct-12 18:59:32

Well... Well...

I've just told my mum.

lisad123 Mon 22-Oct-12 19:00:22

I have told my dad! wink

pointyfangs Mon 22-Oct-12 19:00:41

<stamps foot and sqweams and sqweams until she is sick>

OutragedAtThePriceOfFreddos Mon 22-Oct-12 19:03:46

You know, threads like this and the ridiculous way that anyone who talks about benefit fraud ends up with pages and pages of posts about flat screen tellys, just make it like like more benefit claimants have something to his than they actually do.

What the fuck is wrong with having a moan about criminals? Any time anyone moans about a landlord they get tonnes of support!

TidyGOLDDancer Mon 22-Oct-12 19:09:17

Is this in reference to my thread in Chat? Reporting a colleague to the police for drink driving.

Is that a bad thing?!

MadMumToThree Mon 22-Oct-12 19:12:25

I told my brother and he's bigger than yours!!

TheMonster Mon 22-Oct-12 19:14:24

Im reporting you all to everyone.

TheReturnOfBridezilla Mon 22-Oct-12 19:14:31

I find the idea of grown adults reporting each other quite amusing. grin

There's a definite feel of junior school about it.

And it's not nevessarily a benefits thing. I temped on a council switchboard when I was a teenager and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff people would ring up and "report" their neighbours for. I swore then and there that if I ever found myself twitching my curtains with phone in hand I would stop and have a good hard think about how my life was going. grin

JesusInTheCabbageVan Mon 22-Oct-12 19:15:39

Some of you arrived on this thread pretty darn quick.

Were you running in the corridor?

Were you.

TheReturnOfBridezilla Mon 22-Oct-12 19:15:55

No hadn't read yours Tidy. That's a bit more grown up and serious.

pointyfangs Mon 22-Oct-12 19:19:56

<hangs head and shuffles feet>

Sorry, miss.

The rest of you:

Stop taking things so seriously! It's Monday!

<waits to get detention for shouting>

missymoomoomee Mon 22-Oct-12 19:20:06

No JesusIn I really wasn't running, honestly <nervously bites nails> please don't tell on me sad If you tell on me, I'll tell on you for telling.

TuftyFinch Mon 22-Oct-12 19:22:36

Are you my neighbour? Mr Bothy?

TheReturnOfBridezilla Mon 22-Oct-12 19:27:36

I'd like to express my concerns about the gnomes in your garden Tufty. You have far too many. And those aren't regulation gnomes. There must be some kind of rule you are breaking. Who can I report this to? Is there some kind of body I can contact? Won't somebody think of the gnomes?

TuftyFinch Mon 22-Oct-12 19:38:12

Well if you're Mr Bothy I think you know who to ring about the gnomes. It's likely to be the same person you rang about the door, the stairs, the window, the tree, the path, the playhouse, the sheep and the other tree.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Mon 22-Oct-12 20:34:24

Oh, and I'm reporting all of you for talking during quiet time.

<Licks pencil>

<Makes list>

pointyfangs Mon 22-Oct-12 20:36:51

Can I be on the list, miss? Me, me, me!!!

<jumps up and down>
<on whoopee cushion, that is>

SoleSource Mon 22-Oct-12 20:36:53

Not seen any.

eurowitch Mon 22-Oct-12 20:40:56

Oh thank fuck for that. There are more of us. I was feeling like I was the odd one out for not wanting to report everyone for everything.

usualsuspect3 Mon 22-Oct-12 20:42:18

I thought it was national report someone day today on MN.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Mon 22-Oct-12 20:43:48

<Confiscates whoopee cushion>

Viviennemary Mon 22-Oct-12 20:47:03

I wish somebody would tell me about this goat thing.

usualsuspect3 Mon 22-Oct-12 20:48:04

Someone started a thread once, saying benefit scroungers get my goat. Or summat like that anyway.

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