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to be considering killing DH?

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StillIRise Sun 21-Oct-12 16:39:28

For coming in and waking me up as I was dozing off and fucking up my chance of slerping at all today.

And also....

Discusding holidays with his brother and telling me and the brats that 2 weeks of happiness in wonderhotel in august would only cost £2000.



So i've decided to kill him.

Nancy66 Sun 21-Oct-12 16:40:32

...sounds fair enough. Will also reduce the cost of the holiday.

HopingItllBeOK Sun 21-Oct-12 16:40:49

Make sure you take out an insurance policy first, that way you'll be able to afford that holiday afterwards.

WorraLiberty Sun 21-Oct-12 16:41:01

I haven't been on a Discusding holiday since the kids were born.

I miss them.

HeinousHecate Sun 21-Oct-12 16:41:35

Or sell his organs on the black market. That'll get you several holidays grin

AKissIsNotAContract Sun 21-Oct-12 16:41:52

Won't he pay for the holiday? It might be worth letting him live for that.

StillIRise Sun 21-Oct-12 16:42:26

He bloody knows I am hacked off with being skint and cold and not putting on the bloody heating.

Stupid fucker. I am cross.

And need to sleep.

StillIRise Sun 21-Oct-12 16:44:28

So now I am tired, cross and sad too. Bloody great.

Alligatorpie Sun 21-Oct-12 16:46:23

Nancy- I wish there was a like button on MN smile

Lueji Sun 21-Oct-12 16:52:44

What do you mean you don't have 5 pounds?

Does he have 2000?


MrsTerryPratchett Sun 21-Oct-12 17:27:21

I had my chance yesterday. He was up a ladder but refused to tell me if he had checked recently that his life insurance is in order also sleep deprived.

StillIRise Sun 21-Oct-12 17:45:59

Might poison him.

Or stab him with a spoon.

Or something painful.

we don't have a spare fiver. He's as skint as I am so why he's planning forin jaunts with his brother I don't know.

Sweet jeesus you don't think he intends us going together do you? Fuck.

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