to be considering killing DH?

[StillIRise]

For coming in and waking me up as I was dozing off and fucking up my chance of slerping at all today.

And also....

Discusding holidays with his brother and telling me and the brats that 2 weeks of happiness in wonderhotel in august would only cost £2000.

I HAVEN'T GOT A SPARE FUCKING FIVER LET ALONE £2000 FUCKING POUNDS.

BASTARD.

So i've decided to kill him.

[Nancy66]

...sounds fair enough. Will also reduce the cost of the holiday.

[HopingItllBeOK]

Make sure you take out an insurance policy first, that way you'll be able to afford that holiday afterwards.

[WorraLiberty]

I haven't been on a Discusding holiday since the kids were born.

I miss them.

[HeinousHecate]

Or sell his organs on the black market. That'll get you several holidays

[AKissIsNotAContract]

Won't he pay for the holiday? It might be worth letting him live for that.

[StillIRise]

He bloody knows I am hacked off with being skint and cold and not putting on the bloody heating.

Stupid fucker. I am cross.

And need to sleep.

[StillIRise]

So now I am tired, cross and sad too. Bloody great.

[Alligatorpie]

Nancy- I wish there was a like button on MN :)

[Lueji]

What do you mean you don't have 5 pounds?

Does he have 2000?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

I had my chance yesterday. He was up a ladder but refused to tell me if he had checked recently that his life insurance is in order also sleep deprived.

[StillIRise]

Might poison him.

Or stab him with a spoon.

Or something painful.

we don't have a spare fiver. He's as skint as I am so why he's planning forin jaunts with his brother I don't know.

Sweet jeesus you don't think he intends us going together do you? Fuck.