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AIBU?

to think farting in class doesn't warrant detention?

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CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:03

DS2 is year 7 and today one of his friend's got detention for letting rip in class. This dc is a really good kid, polite and popular. DS2 says he's never disruptive it just came out, he didn't do it for attention.

I think it's so sad. What if the boy has a stomach bug coming on? Or IBS? There could be any manner of reasons why this happened. Surely telling him to go to the bathroom or even a bit of shouting to calm the class would've been enough? I imagine there would be lots of sniggering?

The teacher's well known for being ultra strict.

Tbh I can't even write his scrawl that he puts in ds2's book? I'd mention it to him if I didn't think it'd backfire on ds2. DS2 has (possible) Aspergers, he's under diagnosis, so I don't want to rock the boat. He's very sensitive and could end up in tears if he's told off.

So AIBU or do you think the teacher is right?

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CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:04

Oh I'm one to criticise aren't I? I meant can't read his scrawl

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AKissIsNotAContract · 19/10/2012 20:05

The teacher IBU. MN has a lot of farty threads tonight.

CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:06

Does it? I didn't notice, have just been looking at TIO tbh. Must be something in the air?

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kim147 · 19/10/2012 20:11

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CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:12

Are you the teacher or was it college? I just hope this teacher has the trots all weekend.

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Arisbottle · 19/10/2012 20:13

There are children who deliberately fart to cause disruption, I have set a detention for doing so. Of course no MNer child would ever do such a thing.

Littlemisspoorly · 19/10/2012 20:15

Without wanting to rock the boat here I would think you'd have had to be there to make a judgement.

whathasthecatdonenow · 19/10/2012 20:16

I find that telling those who deliberately fart that I'll have to contact home as I am concerned about their digestive health usually results in improvement in the smell of the classroom.

I also once had an interesting parental consultation with a mortified parent about the farting competitions her son was engaging in.

ilovesooty · 19/10/2012 20:16

There are children who deliberately fart to cause disruption

Absolutely; I taught one who disrupted every lesson on purpose.

Not saying this boy was guilty of doing the same thing, of course.

kim147 · 19/10/2012 20:17

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CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:17

You don't teach Maths do you?

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Adversecamber · 19/10/2012 20:19

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CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:20

kim147 good for you for admitting it

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Mathsdidi · 19/10/2012 20:21

I have once set detention for farting in class, but it was obviously being done purely to cause disruption. I wouldn't set a detention for one accidental fart because I would be in detention a lot

CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:21

Adversecamber I wouldn't dare, it'd be solid!

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whathasthecatdonenow · 19/10/2012 20:21

IMO farting on purpose seems to be a skill that only the male of the species has.

Arisbottle · 19/10/2012 20:22

I have also phoned a parent about their son farting with intent. She confirmed that he often did it at home as well.

ilovesooty · 19/10/2012 20:22

My persistent disrupter was a girl.

puds11 · 19/10/2012 20:22

Poor boy, i get really bad stomach cramp if i try to hold them in. I always wish i just had the courage to let rip and be like 'yeah...and...'

Astr0naut · 19/10/2012 20:24

I read a thread like this a while back on Mumsnet. CAn't remember the exact thread, but I do remember this comment:

Farting with intent.

Cracks me up ('scuse the pun) every time I think about it. And yes, farting in class can cause mayhem.

CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:25

Arisbottle if he does it a lot at home he probably has IBS or something. How old was he?

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Arisbottle · 19/10/2012 20:27

He was actually not only a pupil but also a son of a friend . He was known for farting when being asked to help around the house, explain himself, start his class work. I am sure Mum would have said if it was a medical issue.

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whathasthecatdonenow · 19/10/2012 20:27

Ooh, sooty, maybe the next disruptive farter will be a girl then. Two years ago I had a Year 11 class with the four most disruptive boys in separate corners of the room. They had a competition going: one would fart and the first of the others to smell it would raise his hand, then it would be his turn to fart. Could have knocked me down with a feather when one of them got an A*.

AKissIsNotAContract · 19/10/2012 20:28

I'm heartend that kids still fart in class. It's reassuring to know that life hasn't changed that much since I was a kid.

CuriousMama · 19/10/2012 20:29

Blimey mine would have to do a lot more than fart to get out of a chore. Not that they get many tbh.

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