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To want to be on Housewives of NYC?

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CheshireDing Fri 19-Oct-12 10:23:43

I bloody love it. I am neither loaded, nor American, but wonder if they would be interested in a token poor English person.

I want to go to New York Fashion Week, I want to smooze with people in the evenings wearing fabulous clothes (me and them) and poke around gallery openings and drink Margarita's (even though I don't know what's in one). Then go back to my condo and put my pj's on.

I want to borrow beautiful handbags (not made out of animals), I want to spend summer in the Hamptons. I want to go to Zarin Fabrics and stroke all the lovely silks.

I think I might be in the wrong profession, I need to turn the clock back 20 years and get an intern at Vogue NY or something grin.

JaxTellerIsMyFriend Fri 19-Oct-12 10:25:21

oh no cheshire you want to be one of the New Jersey housewives, they are hilarious! None of them work, they have married money.

At least the NY wives have careers/jobs.

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 10:26:17

JOin us on the Telly addicts thread - lots of fellow fans there wink

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 10:27:08

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 10:27:35

MULLYPEEP Fri 19-Oct-12 10:28:07

Totally with you. What have been doing wasting my time in downtown Glasgow.

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 10:28:11

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 10:28:36

Sorry about the awful links - it's the last one!

spookiesackhouse Fri 19-Oct-12 10:35:01

I have been off work all week with a chest infection so have caught loads of this programme - I love it! Ramona is totally nuts grin

CheshireDing Fri 19-Oct-12 10:38:12

God, how can I not know about that thread Valium, I am joining now grin

I think New Jersey might be on after my bedtime Jax and I only have Freeview, no Sky.

I love the end of series one too where they all get really mad and someone always stomps off.

I need to find a way in to the "inner circle", worked for Bethenny, she was worth $55m in 2010/11 apparently < sighs wistfully >

We won't talk about Sonja though, as she went bankrupt, whoops!

CheshireDing Fri 19-Oct-12 10:39:45

Mully there's no Housewives of Glasgow?! (outraged)

Spookie you need to tape it for when you go back to work. I watch it whilst doing the ironing (as DH can't stand it)

bringbacksideburns Fri 19-Oct-12 10:44:32

Yeah but look at the company you'd have to put up with! That 'Countess' and the bonkers Kelly woman who tells everyone to 'zip it'!

OhCobblers Fri 19-Oct-12 10:50:15

I happened upon this when ill in bed recently - fan bloody tastic!!!
Now that I have a sky plus box could you tell me transmission times so I an record??? Tia. grin

CheshireDing Fri 19-Oct-12 10:55:50

Yeah not really feeling Kelly, can you believe her ExDH left Elle MacPherson to marry her? (tbf to Kelly that's something I might be inclined to mention whilst doing a bit of networking) grin. Plus she has the most expensive house in the Hamptons so she might be worth having as a mate grin (even if she is "little" odd)

Cobbler I only have Freeview so it's currently taping old episodes (Jill has just met Alex and Simon), I think it's on around 4.30pm-ish but double check, it's on every weekday. Don't know if/when it's on Sky.

Actually Bethenneys show could be on Sky?

I like the Countess shock

SoleSource Fri 19-Oct-12 10:56:03

Cannot stand Ramona, she needs a big slap. Programme irritates me.

OhCobblers Fri 19-Oct-12 10:59:07

Kelly is as mad as a huge box of frogs. Stunned that anone could be so self absorbed. The episode where Alex gets Simon invited to a girls dinner at Jill's is hysterical. Ramona going nuts about it and leaving is tv gold!

OhCobblers Fri 19-Oct-12 10:59:47

Thanks cheshire

CleverClod Fri 19-Oct-12 11:10:44

Google: locate TV. Input all your favourite programmes and it will tell you days, times and channels which they are on. It's excellent - I have ALL the Housewives lined up (you can put in what you've already seen/not seen and it notifies you smile)

spookiesackhouse Fri 19-Oct-12 11:20:43

Good idea Cheshire grin

Kelly is evil. I like the way Ramona says 'Mario' - cracks me up.

I quite like The Countess too! And Jill.

Bethenney not so much - although I do feel for her when she talks about wanting a family. I am so glad she had her daughter :-)

Alex and Simon are legends!

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 13:04:25

Bethenny is on at 10 on E channel on Tuesdays.

New Jersey is on at 9 on Bio, followed by Pregnant in Heels and quite often some of the housewives turn up on it - Bethenny was on it and Teresa from New Jersey was last week briefly.

prudencesmom Fri 19-Oct-12 16:05:01

I want to be on Real Housewives of Orange County as well. Plus I want them all on mumsnet. It would be bunfight central.
Did anyone see the episode <RHOOC> at Heathers mansion, the party and cakegate?
Heathers house is pure property porn!
Love these programmes! grin

valiumredhead Fri 19-Oct-12 16:15:12

'She ate my bow!!!' - was fab!

swlmum Fri 19-Oct-12 16:19:45

Has been on at 9.25 on bravo but series 1 ended today I think. Am hoping they will show all the series again- used to see it now and again but now sky + it. DH was out last night so watched 4 episodes back to back- heaven. grin
Did bethanny end marrying Jason or someone else and why did 'the countess' split from 'the count'- all happily loved up in series 1 but know they've split up now...

Moominsarescary Fri 19-Oct-12 16:20:37

I love house wife's of orange county.

Yes to the she ate my bow!

SoleSource Fri 19-Oct-12 16:29:17

Mob Wives spoiled me. I loved that show.

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