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to think that my life has been missing this marvelous product?

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DrSeuss Sun 14-Oct-12 10:28:52

HecateLarpo Sun 14-Oct-12 10:30:27

did you see the amazon reviews for it? Click here

Idohaveoneofthese Sun 14-Oct-12 10:30:49

Have you seen the amazon reviews for them - absolutely classic.

Idohaveoneofthese Sun 14-Oct-12 10:31:42

Damn you're quick Hecate

HecateLarpo Sun 14-Oct-12 10:33:17


CoteDAzur Sun 14-Oct-12 10:35:39

Hilarious reviews grin

TrudiRed Sun 14-Oct-12 10:35:39

Very funny reviews! You have to wonder how they came up with this idea and how the hell it made it to production.

Alligatorpie Sun 14-Oct-12 10:53:21

I love Ellen! Going to look up the amazon reviews now.

Binkyridesagain Sun 14-Oct-12 11:18:13

Does anyone know if I need permission off DH to buy these? If I do, is a signed note ok or does he need to come with me?

boredandrestless Sun 14-Oct-12 11:26:16

Those reviews are hilarious!

Daren't click on the youtube link as DS will be reminded youtube exists and want computer time.

PedanticPanda Sun 14-Oct-12 11:31:36

for best results use while barefoot and pregnant

Hilarious grin

notahappycamper Sun 14-Oct-12 11:35:01

those reviews - the best laugh I have had in ages grin
Thanks Hecate

WowOoo Sun 14-Oct-12 11:39:50

Ellen is brilliant. Reviews are funny too.

I listened to them talking about this on Women's hour a while ago. They were saying that the sad thing is that there is a demand for this kind of thing.

cookielove Sun 14-Oct-12 11:44:58

I love Ellen, those reviews are hilarious!!

AgentZigzag Sun 14-Oct-12 11:51:50

I've told DH he's a woman hating oppressive wanker if he doesn't get me one for Christmas.

AgentZigzag Sun 14-Oct-12 11:54:32

I wonder if you can get women's computer keyboards, I've noticed this one has been making me say stoopid womanly things recently.

captainmummy Sun 14-Oct-12 11:57:54

One of the comments - Ellen is a 'comedic guinness' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoleSource Sun 14-Oct-12 15:15:12

Hilarious smile

cheekydevil Sun 14-Oct-12 16:38:34

Going to write to bic, am very disappointed in the fact there isn't a sparkly option. How can it really be for girls if its not sparkly? They have definately missed a trick there.

cheekydevil Sun 14-Oct-12 16:39:11

No wait....what am I going to write with?

bee169 Sun 14-Oct-12 17:17:09

love those amazon reviews. I had to repost this had me in stiches

Normally I only use pens designed and created for real men, in colours appropriate to such instruments of masculinity - black like my chest hair or blue like the steely glint of my eyes, or the metallic paintwork of my convertible Mustang sportscar. Imagine then the situation I found myself in when, upon taking delivery of another shipment of motorbike parts and footballs, I reached for and grasped not my normal BIC pen, but a `BIC for Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen' (evidently ordered by my well-meaning, but ill-informed girlfriend whilst my back was turned). I knew something was wrong when I had to physically restrain my hands, gnarled and worn from a lifetime of rock-climbing and shark wrestling, from crushing the fragile implement like a Faberge egg. Things only went downhill from there.

Normally my hand writing is defined and strong, as if chiselled in granite by the Greek gods themselves, however upon signing my name I noticed that my signature was uncharacteristically meandering and looping. More worryingly the dots above the I's manifested themselves as hearts, and I found myself finishing off the signature with a smiley face and kisses. Obviously I had no choice but to challenge the delivery man to a gun fight on the rim of an erupting volcano in order to reassert my dominance. Had I not won this honourable duel this particular mistake might have resulted in a situation that no amount of expensive single malt whiskey and Cuban cigars could banish. I leave this review here as a warning to all men about the dangers of using this particular device, and suffice-it-to-say will return to signing my name with a nail gun as normal.

SigmundFraude Sun 14-Oct-12 17:33:30

I have a box of 20 (no really, I do). I bought them in a fit of pique. The colours are nice, but they make my hand ache because I have to hold them tighter as they're so thin.

WineGoggles Sun 14-Oct-12 18:21:39

Best laugh I've had for ages. Ellen and the Amazon reviews are brilliant grin

MikeLitorisBites Sun 14-Oct-12 18:33:43

Can we have a vulva shaped pen please?

Actually lol'd at that

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