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To attempt to be as wrinkly as an octogenarian's scrotum?

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HarlettOScara Sat 13-Oct-12 16:53:57

DP has taken DD (15 weeks) to visit his parents.

I should be tidying the bomb site downstairs. Instead, since they left, I have:
-Watched the F1 qualifying session while attempting to eat my own body weight in bourbon creams (thwarted by running out of said biscuits)
-listed some bits on e-bay

I am now wallowing luxuriating in a hot bath where I intend to remain until my skin is as described in the thread title or until we run out of hot water


MousyMouse Sat 13-Oct-12 16:58:51

and hand your dp bucket and mop when he is back to do the cleaning.

lovebunny Sat 13-Oct-12 17:04:25

oh no. oh no. close mind to that thought....

misread the thread title as 'to attempt to wriggle an octogenarian's scrotum.'

HarlettOScara Sat 13-Oct-12 17:07:13

Oh thanks, lovebunny. That's a mental image I could have lived without <vom>

Mousy, I like your thinking smile

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