To find this bloke a cunt?

[WelshMaenad]

Was out front of my house putting recycling out earlier, and had to shoo my usually road-sensible cat out of the road because she was sat in the middle of it yelling at me over some perceived slight (she's half Siamese, I get a lot of grief) and a car was coming.

Car stopped in the road, bloke wound his window down, chuckling, and said "You were lucky she moved. I don't like cats!", gunned his engine, and drove off, still chuckling.

Yes, hilarious, flangeface.

Why are people such utter cunts? We lost a cat to traffic in July. It's very unusual round here, it's a quiet village, and we thought we were just really really unlucky, but maybe someone did it on purpose because they hate cats.

[RubyFakeNails]

While he does sound a knob, I imagine it was just a joke. He did stop the car so I think he would have stopped for the cat.

My cats are forever dicing with death, but I've never seen a driver intentionally try to injure them.

[roooibos]

Or perhaps your poor cat just ran into the path of the driver - that's perhaps more likely to have happened. the bloke was an ejit though.

[WorraLiberty]

Oh come on it was a joke

It might not have been to your taste and humour but I probably would have said the same as him.

I love cats btw

[Petsinmyputridpudenda]

Probably a joke that fell flat.

[WelshMaenad]

People would find that amusing? Really? I mean, it's not like the hilarious memory of rinsing my pet's blood off the road is still making me chortle, you know?

What's funny about killing someone's pet?

[WorraLiberty]

Yes of course they would...just like we all find different things amusing.

It's not like the bloke saw you rinsing your pet's blood of the road was it?

You're over reacting imo.

[RubyFakeNails]

You're being oversensitive. It was a joke.

[roooibos]

You are being way oversensitive here.

[adeucalione]

I can imagine saying that tbh, thinking that your daft road-sitting cat had had a lucky escape and being completely unaware that you had already lost one in a similar manner.

I would never hurt an animal on purpose, but I really do hate cats, like some people hate spiders.

[WorraLiberty]

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

A. Cos he wanted to visit his flatmate

See I find that ^^ amusing, yet I love hedgehogs

Disclaimer
No hedgehogs were hurt during the typing of this post though I may have kicked my dog for farting again

[AgentZigzag]

I would see it as a crappy attempt at banter too, yeah, real funny mate unless you've had your cat squished.

(I'm glad your title didn't mean what I first read it as, I thought you had a funny way of putting you were trying to find a DP for your male friend )

[ClippedPhoenix]

Blimey, he was joking OP.

[WelshMaenad]

zigzag.

I am actually looking for a DP for my ex boyfriend if anyone's game?

[Kalisi]

YABU. Frankly I'm a little disappointed, I was raring to hear of some proper cuntish behaviour!

[AgentZigzag]

Love it she was sat yelling at you over a perceived slight

Bet she's bloody beautiful being half siamese.

[CrikeyOHare]

Bit harsh. It's obviously a joke. Hardly warrants calling him a "cunt". If he'd actually tried to run over the cat, you'd have a point, but he didn't.

Sheesh. Lighten up.

[NorksAreMessy]

well, I read the title as you OFFERING to procure a vagina for someone.

[WorraLiberty]

In the interest of MN and to liven this thread up OP....

May I drip feed on your behalf?

See I was walking past at the time and I noticed the driver was smoking a Greggs sausage roll in the car with kids in the back.

The utter cunt!

[GoSakuramachi]

Can't he find his own cunt?

[WorraLiberty]

As long as it doesn't have a G-Spot GoSak

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Where does one find a cunt nowadays?

[AgentZigzag]

Look, this is Mumsnet, no further reasons needed.

He was a man, therefore he was a cunt.

[squoosh]

It upset you that much? Sounds like you and the Siamese are well suited.

[Fakebook]

You could get arrested for that OP.

[MaryZed]

I would find it funny, sorry.