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To find this bloke a cunt?

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WelshMaenad Fri 12-Oct-12 16:04:49

Was out front of my house putting recycling out earlier, and had to shoo my usually road-sensible cat out of the road because she was sat in the middle of it yelling at me over some perceived slight (she's half Siamese, I get a lot of grief) and a car was coming.

Car stopped in the road, bloke wound his window down, chuckling, and said "You were lucky she moved. I don't like cats!", gunned his engine, and drove off, still chuckling.

Yes, hilarious, flangeface.

Why are people such utter cunts? We lost a cat to traffic in July. It's very unusual round here, it's a quiet village, and we thought we were just really really unlucky, but maybe someone did it on purpose because they hate cats.

RubyFakeNails Fri 12-Oct-12 16:07:06

While he does sound a knob, I imagine it was just a joke. He did stop the car so I think he would have stopped for the cat.

My cats are forever dicing with death, but I've never seen a driver intentionally try to injure them.

roooibos Fri 12-Oct-12 16:07:20

Or perhaps your poor cat just ran into the path of the driver - that's perhaps more likely to have happened. the bloke was an ejit though.

WorraLiberty Fri 12-Oct-12 16:07:48

Oh come on it was a joke

It might not have been to your taste and humour but I probably would have said the same as him.

I love cats btw

Petsinmyputridpudenda Fri 12-Oct-12 16:08:03

Probably a joke that fell flat.

WelshMaenad Fri 12-Oct-12 16:10:25

People would find that amusing? Really? I mean, it's not like the hilarious memory of rinsing my pet's blood off the road is still making me chortle, you know?

What's funny about killing someone's pet?

WorraLiberty Fri 12-Oct-12 16:12:27

Yes of course they would...just like we all find different things amusing.

It's not like the bloke saw you rinsing your pet's blood of the road was it?

You're over reacting imo.

RubyFakeNails Fri 12-Oct-12 16:12:50

You're being oversensitive. It was a joke.

roooibos Fri 12-Oct-12 16:14:41

You are being way oversensitive here.

adeucalione Fri 12-Oct-12 16:15:43

I can imagine saying that tbh, thinking that your daft road-sitting cat had had a lucky escape and being completely unaware that you had already lost one in a similar manner.

I would never hurt an animal on purpose, but I really do hate cats, like some people hate spiders.

WorraLiberty Fri 12-Oct-12 16:17:56

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

A. Cos he wanted to visit his flatmate

See I find that ^^ amusing, yet I love hedgehogs

No hedgehogs were hurt during the typing of this post though I may have kicked my dog for farting again

AgentZigzag Fri 12-Oct-12 16:19:02

I would see it as a crappy attempt at banter too, yeah, real funny mate hmm unless you've had your cat squished.

(I'm glad your title didn't mean what I first read it as, I thought you had a funny way of putting you were trying to find a DP for your male friend grin)

ClippedPhoenix Fri 12-Oct-12 16:20:45

Blimey, he was joking OP.

WelshMaenad Fri 12-Oct-12 16:20:53

grin zigzag.

I am actually looking for a DP for my ex boyfriend if anyone's game?

Kalisi Fri 12-Oct-12 16:24:09

YABU. Frankly I'm a little disappointed, I was raring to hear of some proper cuntish behaviour!

AgentZigzag Fri 12-Oct-12 16:26:29

Love it she was sat yelling at you over a perceived slight grin

Bet she's bloody beautiful being half siamese.

CrikeyOHare Fri 12-Oct-12 16:26:35

Bit harsh. It's obviously a joke. Hardly warrants calling him a "cunt". If he'd actually tried to run over the cat, you'd have a point, but he didn't.

Sheesh. Lighten up.

NorksAreMessy Fri 12-Oct-12 16:27:18

well, I read the title as you OFFERING to procure a vagina for someone.

<wanders off, baffled>

WorraLiberty Fri 12-Oct-12 16:27:56

In the interest of MN and to liven this thread up OP....

May I drip feed on your behalf? grin

See I was walking past at the time and I noticed the driver was smoking a Greggs sausage roll in the car with kids in the back.

The utter cunt!

GoSakuramachi Fri 12-Oct-12 16:29:15

Can't he find his own cunt?

WorraLiberty Fri 12-Oct-12 16:31:46

As long as it doesn't have a G-Spot GoSak

AmazingBouncingFerret Fri 12-Oct-12 16:35:08

Where does one find a cunt nowadays?

AgentZigzag Fri 12-Oct-12 16:37:24

Look, this is Mumsnet, no further reasons needed.

He was a man, therefore he was a cunt.

squoosh Fri 12-Oct-12 16:38:15

It upset you that much? Sounds like you and the Siamese are well suited.

Fakebook Fri 12-Oct-12 16:40:04

You could get arrested for that OP.

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