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To go to bed dirty?

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IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed Thu 11-Oct-12 22:11:41

it's too late for a bath now surely? And I am not well and I am tired and I am on MN and I might go mad and buy another Lands End Stadium Squall which I don't need and can't afford.

notnowbernard Thu 11-Oct-12 22:13:13

define dirty

marriedinwhite Thu 11-Oct-12 22:13:18

How dirty are you. If it's just a normal day of living life with no mucky filthy jobs absolutely fine.

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed Thu 11-Oct-12 22:16:26

blush erm last all over wash was a bath on Tuesday night. Have washed face in between <<eager>>

WorraLiberty Thu 11-Oct-12 22:16:56

Depends on why you're dirty and when you last bathed?

Do you remember the last bath you had or do you just chip bits off yourself? grin

WorraLiberty Thu 11-Oct-12 22:17:43

Oh right lol

Well it's up to you. I'd have a quick bath before bed.

Toombs Thu 11-Oct-12 22:18:31

It's not going to bed dirty, it's going to bed feeling dirty. Have a flannel wash or a shower to take the edge off it. wash your feet as well, it does make a difference. Bathing is not the only way.

tipp2chicago Thu 11-Oct-12 22:18:43

Have a shower in the morning, you'll be grand. Sure how dirty can you really be after 48 hours? (Assuming no paddling in shite or the like.)

GhostofMammaTJ Thu 11-Oct-12 22:18:56

FF&F every day, that is face feet and fanny. Everything else is every other day.

Ummofumbridge Thu 11-Oct-12 22:19:16

Hell yea. I don't waste time bathing at night when you just get all sweaty in bed. I prefer a nice shower in the morning.

kinkyfuckery Thu 11-Oct-12 22:20:22

If you don't fancy a bath, don't have one. Have a freshen up at the sink before bed, then if things feel a bit stale in the morning, change the sheets so they're fresh for tomorrow.

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed Thu 11-Oct-12 22:20:32

It's armpits really. So should that be FFAF?

WorraLiberty Thu 11-Oct-12 22:36:29

FFFAA

Face, Feet, Fanny, Arse hole, Armpits?

Toombs Thu 11-Oct-12 22:37:39

Knees? FFFAAK has a certain ring to it.

Ummofumbridge Thu 11-Oct-12 22:38:36

Jeez once you've done FFFFAAK you may as well have jumped in the shower!

RubberNeckerNicker Thu 11-Oct-12 22:38:44

Christ, you might as well as go the whole hog then (so to speak)!

Toombs Thu 11-Oct-12 22:43:52

You mean.......hair?

Freshbloodletticia Thu 11-Oct-12 22:46:24

Face, Oxters, Fanny & Feet in that order. F OFF. Easy to remember.
Oxters are armpits.
How the hell do you get away with no wash since Tuesday? People would be complaining if I did that.

Even when camping FOFF works with a small lukewarm bowl of water.

MsVestibule Thu 11-Oct-12 22:49:02

So you had a full body wash only 48 hours ago? You're positively gleaming in my book wink.

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed Thu 11-Oct-12 22:51:04

Right the iPad battery went completely flat which I Chose to take as a Sign and am now bathed. And battery is at 10%.

MadameCreeper Thu 11-Oct-12 22:56:01

Nothing bad will happen if you don't bath or wash, a shower would take only a few mins?

Everlong Thu 11-Oct-12 22:58:53

You could have had a bloody shower by the time you have washed face fanny arse and whatever else it is! grin

Never go to bed dirty is my crazy motto [ wink]

Xmasbaby11 Thu 11-Oct-12 23:02:25

It's not that late. have a shower!

AlreadyScone Thu 11-Oct-12 23:05:48

I once saw a documentary (so it must be true) which claimed that the worst armpit smells are due to transfer of bacteria when washing arse followed by armpits. This also explains the odd "only one smelly armpit" phenomenon, since people often wash both arse and armpit with their dominant hand.

So, I propose a "strip-off wash" at the sink as follows (in increasing order of germiness)
FAFFA (Face Armpits Feet Fanny Arse)

You're welcome.

Everlong Thu 11-Oct-12 23:08:34

People wash their armpits after their arse??

Dirty gits.

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