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To think Sharon from Eastenders needs a new image

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squoosh Thu 11-Oct-12 19:59:07

Watching Eastenders for the first time in aeons.

There is Sharon in her power suit, synthetic platinum ringlets, sunbed tan, 2 kilos of makeup and her quivery pout.

Would Points of View be receptive to a letter requesting she changes things a bit. Shoulder length brown hair? Pair of jeans? Face tattoo.

Men still lose the will to think straight in her presence I see. Oh she's an unlikely femme fatale that one!

Yanbu. In last nights episode she asked someone how she looked and I replied 'exactly the cameras 10 years ago' grin

They really need to sort out her 80's power dressing wardrobe.

OldBagWantsNewBag Thu 11-Oct-12 20:04:35

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Salmotrutta Thu 11-Oct-12 20:06:33

... she could certainly do with being a tad less orange!

The breathy voice is soooooo irritating.

Her hair is a bit Lily Savage too.

<I sound lovely don't I? grin>

KatyPeril Thu 11-Oct-12 20:06:55

YANBU! YANBU! YANBU! (Just in case you didn't get that, YANBU)

TheLazyGirl Thu 11-Oct-12 20:08:18

But then, you do get women like my Mum who has worn M&S Tartan Lycra pencil skirts since dinosaurs roamed like that who never change their wardrobes ever.

She does need to feck off though. So annoying!

Scrumptiouslyyummy Thu 11-Oct-12 20:09:32

Sharon is a shorter, fatter, uglier version of Ronnie. I can see why Jack is attracted to her. LMAO grin

squoosh Thu 11-Oct-12 20:10:30

Your Mum sounds like a fox LazyGirl!

MorallyBankrupt Thu 11-Oct-12 20:30:07

The hair is horrific!

TheLazyGirl Thu 11-Oct-12 20:31:16

I forget to mention, they are knee length, worn with the blackest opaque tights, flat shoes and either a blouse or a jumper.

Not. Foxy.At.All.

And no make up either, I had to learn from a housemate at 16 how to put it on.

Loobylou222 Thu 11-Oct-12 20:35:01

Lol so right she looks a lot like a drag queen I saw a few months ago!

Loobylou222 Thu 11-Oct-12 20:35:34

I think he/ modelled themselves on her....

Everlong Thu 11-Oct-12 20:49:08

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hf128219 Thu 11-Oct-12 20:51:07

What's the big surprise that has been revealed about her? Missed some episodes! Thanks.

LynetteScavo Thu 11-Oct-12 20:53:36

But she's just a younger, blonder version of Angie. People in Albert square look like this.

sosos Thu 11-Oct-12 20:54:49

Why is she even back in eastenders. she looks like miss piggy gone wrong and with bad dress sense. yanbu

thekidsrule Thu 11-Oct-12 20:57:15

YANBU and her acting is dire to say the least

why oh why did they bring her back she's like a blardy a bomerang

LucieMay Thu 11-Oct-12 21:56:15

She really needs an update on that 1992 hair do. Very ageing.

LynetteScavo Thu 11-Oct-12 22:22:25

But she needs to look a bit like she did when she left so people remember her.

Maybe Tanya will give her a makeover.

squoosh Thu 11-Oct-12 22:30:02

Maybe when she's not on Eastenders she whooshes back in time to the eighties therefore she needs to keep the power suit on just in case.

She does a weird raised eyebrow thing too,think it's to indicate she's doing Proper Acting.

BupcakesAndHaunting Thu 11-Oct-12 22:34:15


Her hair looks like it would feel like loft insulation, I bet her face feels really gunky with all that Constance Carroll crap she's painted all over it and I bet her fanny whiffs due to tight polyester trousers.

Ummofumbridge Thu 11-Oct-12 22:35:20

How strange I was thinkIng exactly the same thing tonight! She would look quite nice with a brown shoulder length bob and a thick fringe. A bit less fake tan and a smart/casual wardrobe.
over thinking

MrsKeithRichards Thu 11-Oct-12 22:35:31

My dh asked tonight if she was wearing a wig!

Ummofumbridge Thu 11-Oct-12 22:37:22

bupcakes shock
The absolute last thing I want to have in my head are thoughts of Sharons whiffy fanjo!
<bleaches brain>

AlreadyScone Thu 11-Oct-12 22:41:34

Bupcakes just made my toast go the wrong way.

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