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CUNT WEEVILS AND ARSE BISCUITS

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:24

That's it really.

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MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 21:25

I'll see your cunt weevils and raise you a large spreading pool of warm bottom gravy.

Grin

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:26

fair enough Grin

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Bluestocking · 07/10/2012 21:26

Here's a great sticky blob of fannysnot for you.

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:27

were you saving it 'specially Blue?

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EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 07/10/2012 21:29

Thought this might be a Father Ted thread, lol Grin

Cunt bucket.

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Bluestocking · 07/10/2012 21:32

No, Weasel, I can usually summon up a fair old helping!

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:33

we haven't mentioned flange pops for a while either

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AnyaKnowIt · 07/10/2012 21:34

So the rumours about this place are true Shock

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:36

Sadly .....yes.

Although the jury's still out over the Wank Badgers and whether they are the real cause of recent outbreaks of T.B (The Bumsex)

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MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 21:41

Everyone knows that Downton Abbey and the watching thereof causes bumsex. Doesn't everyone know that?

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:43

Not the people that want to Quell the Wank badgers.

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MaryZed · 07/10/2012 21:45


I came here from Most Active, you will be pleased to know [supportive]
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Oldandcobwebby · 07/10/2012 21:46

I'm pretty new here, so I could be easily wrong. However, I think I could toss in a jizz crust.

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EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 07/10/2012 21:47

I have no problem with Wank Badgers doing the BumSex, but digging holes in my garden is a no no.

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MaryZed · 07/10/2012 21:47

Welcome to mumsnet Oldandcobwebby, you will obviously fit right in Grin

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MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 21:48

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

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SoleSource · 07/10/2012 21:48

Arrr weasel shipmate!

Gis me parrot back

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MamaMumrOrangeTheGolden · 07/10/2012 21:49

Your lady garden? The bastards.

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EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 07/10/2012 21:49

Lady Garden even. Bloody telephone.

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Oldandcobwebby · 07/10/2012 21:49

The word on my street is SLOW in big white letters

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EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 07/10/2012 21:50

LOL cross posted Mama :-)

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MadgeHarvey · 07/10/2012 21:51

Fuck. That's why I flattened that group of nuns. Thanks for the heads up!!

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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 07/10/2012 21:51

It's not a parrot. Its secret squirrel. That's why it looks like a parrot.

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MaryZed · 07/10/2012 21:52

There was a squirrel in my garden today. My cat was trying to chase it up a tree [irrelevant fact]

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Oldandcobwebby · 07/10/2012 21:52

Squashed wimples are the next big thing, perchance?

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