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InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:24:44

That's it really.

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:25:37

I'll see your cunt weevils and raise you a large spreading pool of warm bottom gravy.


InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:26:40

fair enough grin

Bluestocking Sun 07-Oct-12 21:26:44

Here's a great sticky blob of fannysnot for you.

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:27:19

were you saving it 'specially Blue?

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:29:58

Thought this might be a Father Ted thread, lol grin

Cunt bucket.

Bluestocking Sun 07-Oct-12 21:32:38

No, Weasel, I can usually summon up a fair old helping!

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:33:00

we haven't mentioned flange pops for a while either <<muses>>

AnyaKnowIt Sun 07-Oct-12 21:34:26

So the rumours about this place are true shock

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:36:03

Sadly .....yes.

Although the jury's still out over the Wank Badgers and whether they are the real cause of recent outbreaks of T.B (The Bumsex)

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:41:23

Everyone knows that Downton Abbey and the watching thereof causes bumsex. Doesn't everyone know that?

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:43:58

Not the people that want to Quell the Wank badgers.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 21:45:50


I came here from Most Active, you will be pleased to know [supportive]

Oldandcobwebby Sun 07-Oct-12 21:46:33

I'm pretty new here, so I could be easily wrong. However, I think I could toss in a jizz crust.

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:47:11

I have no problem with Wank Badgers doing the BumSex, but digging holes in my garden is a no no.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 21:47:13

Welcome to mumsnet Oldandcobwebby, you will obviously fit right in grin

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:48:18

I wonder if the Wank Badgers have had their day? What's the word on the street for the Next Big Thing?

SoleSource Sun 07-Oct-12 21:48:27

Arrr weasel shipmate!

Gis me parrot back

MamaMumrOrangeTheGolden Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:12

Your lady garden? The bastards.

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:54

Lady Garden even. Bloody telephone.

Oldandcobwebby Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:56

The word on my street is SLOW in big white letters

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:50:57

LOL cross posted Mama :-)

MadgeHarvey Sun 07-Oct-12 21:51:25

Fuck. That's why I flattened that group of nuns. Thanks for the heads up!!

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sun 07-Oct-12 21:51:39

It's not a parrot. Its secret squirrel. That's why it looks like a parrot.

MaryZed Sun 07-Oct-12 21:52:25

There was a squirrel in my garden today. My cat was trying to chase it up a tree [irrelevant fact]

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