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MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 09:48:07

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 10:44:20

Ran = mean

Tiredmumno1 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:45:12

Not sure sole? I am too busy laughing my head off at bests up gringrin

SoleSource Sat 06-Oct-12 10:46:40

spose best get showered and dwessed

See yow laters x

Proudnscary Sat 06-Oct-12 10:47:09


My MIL's a BITCH because she cleans my house and buys the dc's unsolicited presents...who does she think she is?? Meddling old bag!!!

And..and...I'm going to send my dc to private schools because the state system is shite and full of peasants!!!!!!!!!!

<throws 86 buns with dynamite filling and detonates them>

Tiredmumno1 Sat 06-Oct-12 10:48:16

Make sure you dodge the flame throwers on the way out sole wink

Have a lovely morning smile

Aethelfleda Sat 06-Oct-12 10:49:47

Can I post to avoid tidying the house for yet another viewing??

<loads up the trebuchet with a giant, formula-fed, tatooed bun>

<crank, crank, crank....>

BoffinMum Sat 06-Oct-12 10:51:54

I think politicians who agree with the 12 or even the 20 week abortion thing ought to be forced to adopt a couple of children with life threatening multiple complex disabilities each. And assessed by OFSTED annually to see how well they are doing.

If that doesn't start a MN bunfight I don't know what will.

<Hoists bosom>

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 11:00:10

YANBU boffin

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 11:00:34

<off to stir things up on Baby Names>

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 11:00:44

<<<<<comes back for trifle, quiche and apples>>>>>

you are all wankstains on the butt of humanity

Tweasels Sat 06-Oct-12 11:08:57

Wankstain (snigger)

Slugslasher Sat 06-Oct-12 11:11:35

I do think the 50% tax rate for high earners is too much though!

HomelessMummy Sat 06-Oct-12 11:19:28

I would have been here earlier but I was parked in the maccy d's disabled space with my twins who are wearing matching dresses btw. One is a boy but I like them to look the same and pink on boys is ok!

I was letting my older dc eat his nuggets whilst I breastfed one twin and bottlefed the other. The goat will get the leftovers!

We were just on our way to shop for our 3rd holiday.

<lobs kiplings trifle bakewaell>

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 11:25:48

Foine, winkstans then, ffs

<<<<tosses porridge>>>>

FrustratedSycamorePants Sat 06-Oct-12 11:45:18

<lobs sticky buns>

Leave the bastard.

<legs it>

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 11:50:40

Ah. I've just found the meat-eating Dh thread. That should keep me busy rubbernecking for a while.

MardyBra Sat 06-Oct-12 11:52:34

Or I could start a "who's your fav MNer" thread.

SoleSource Sat 06-Oct-12 11:55:16

Oh you are all a load of ole trollops on this thread.

<very smug middle clarrs gavel>

TessCowDirect Sat 06-Oct-12 12:00:42

Please don't gift me a goat as I already have lots.

Can you send me some money instead so I can go on holiday.

Thanking you kindly.

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior Sat 06-Oct-12 12:06:32

Vintage is my most favourities mner eva.

<<<eats clarrs>>>

<<lets goat eat Mardys jumper>>

>gives 2p to hiloday fund<

redwhiteandblueeyedsusan Sat 06-Oct-12 12:09:22

you bastard aethel... just snorted coffee.


KatieScarlett2833 Sat 06-Oct-12 12:12:31

The taxpayers money is funding my entire lifestyle.

Just out of the hairdresser, fag in hand, bought everyone pre-made sandwiches for lunch.

Suck it up you cliquey cunts.

MaryZed Sat 06-Oct-12 12:12:51

I see you are all buying into the Mumsnet Orchestrated Culture of Bullying hmm

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

FrustratedSycamorePants Sat 06-Oct-12 12:12:53

<lobs goat at tess>

TessCowDirect Sat 06-Oct-12 12:16:54

<catches goat>

<spins around like wonder woman>

<lobs it back>

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