Watching Nigella makes me cringe

[SageMist]

I just know Nigella is going to cut a finger off sometime soon, while am watching, I just know it.

[Proudnscary]

YABU...errr YANBU

[CachuHwch]

She looked like she'd had some bad lip filler or summat on the one show earlier.

[frootshoots]

Then smother the severed stump in marmite and pass it off as another ghastly dish to scoff at 1am in your PJ's by the light of the fridge.

[GoldShip]

She does my nut in. No need to sexualise everything!

[SirBoobAlot]

YANBU. She irritates the hell out of me. Cooking can be fun, but you really don't have to try and make everything look sexy, love.

[Madsometimes]

She looks very good for 52 - Botox or not.

[eurochick]

I'm sure I last hear that background music in a porn film!

[fluffyraggies]

Lay off Nigella! She's great. I've just bought a set of her spoons! :)

[fluffyraggies]

"I love the way these plump globules glisten tenderly in the light!"

Hahaha, it's hilarious fun

[frootshoots]

She said globules?!

[TakeMyEyesButNotTheGoat]

I have love/hate thing with ol' Nigella!

She seems lovely and I love her ideas but she seems clumsy and I blame her for giving me the idea of cutting meat with kitchen scissors.

Lovely sliced skin between my fingers

[londone17]

Nigella's my favourite chef, beautiful and cooks simple meals with passion.

[apostropheuse]

I love watching her programmes - she's so smug and her face has so much expression. Her inuendos are quite funny, she's obviously having a laugh at herself. I think she's hilarious.

[Mollydoggerson]

Nigella makes everything from packets and jars, nothing wrong with that, just saying.

[Elderflowergranita]

Well she's entertaining, I'll give you that. Recipes an infuriating mix of clever and utterly unusable (in her 'Kitchen' book, she would have you use at least a litre of oil to roast potatoes ).

Loathe her arch smile and overworked descriptions - everything 'tumbling', 'glistening' in 'tangled heaps', but just can't keep away I'm afraid.

And I'm a professional chef - I really should know better

[Startailoforangeandgold]

Nigella's Boobs did at least keep DH away from his beloved computer this evening.

[Spaceships]

I am friends with someone who has worked on production teams for Nigella's previous shows - apparently she's very cack-handed in the kitchen and has a hand double for most close up shots! So she's litey just a pretty face! :)

[Spaceships]

Litey = literally, cheers iPad

[PorkyandBess]

My sis was on the same LAX to London flight as her last week.

She said she looked gorgeous, was very slim and had very covetable luggage.

[Elderflowergranita]

Good lord, a hand double for that cack-handedness!

Obviously hand method acting then.

[justbogoffnow]

I've always thought she has such a lovely face, those big dark eyes, creamy skin, glossy dark hair .

[SrirachaGirl]

I think she's great! I like that her cupboards and freezer are a bit sloppy and untidy and I think her writing is beautiful. What drives me nuts, however, is when she cooks something really messy or fiddly in a pristine white top or that goofy denim jacket. When I'm cooking it's sleeves-up, pinny-on or else I emerge from the kitchen splattered with sauce/icing/oil or whatever. Makes me twitchy.

[PigletJohn]

I missed her