But is removing a mobile phone from your mums bum...

[Softlysoftly]

... Not something you ever would want to do?

I'm catchup watching the third 999 and I'm just

[NameChangeGalore]

Ok I have to watch this programme now. [shocked]

[NameChangeGalore]

[WorraLiberty]

[Tee2072]

Worra...I had the same thought.

::sits next to Worra::

[Softlysoftly]

Worra just jiggled DD2 off the boob sniggering at that

[Bluegrass]

I have no idea what this relates to but hopefully it wasn't the new, longer iPhone 5.

[BunnyLebowski]

I have a crush on the dude in the opening bit who says "Suze, vibrator stuck in anus".

The judgey smirk on his face makes me all warm and gooey inside

On a serious note - I watched this episode this morning and I cried my bloody eyes out. So so sad

[Proudnscary]

This programme depresses the shit out of me - but is very well put together (good old Channel 4) and a real eye opener.

The six year old kid phoning up terrified that his mum was being attacked by step dad brought me out in goose bumps.

[sashh]

My favorite bit, "No Sir, getting your copy of 'call of duty' back is not an emergency".

[WorraLiberty]

[BunnyLebowski]

I snorted at that sashh

That lady police officer with the straight off the Bobbi Brown counter make-up and the lion-esque bob is great.

Do you reckon the ringtone is Golden Brown??

[MrDobalina]

why was it up her bum?

[littlebluechair]

Why did you not post this earlier??? I sense this is inappropriate viewing for a 3yo which is annoying cos he was at preschool this morning so I could have been sniggering along... now I have to wait!

[BunnyLebowski]

Or Brown eyed girl??

[WorraLiberty]

Brown girl in the 'ring'?....

[Softlysoftly]

Arf

Sorry little if it helps I'm going to have to save half as DH in unreasonably expecting me to take on toddler duty so he can work .

MrDobalina apparently her bf put it there, romantic.

[Tee2072]

Worra.

[Otheregos]

What is the programme and what channel? I'm intrigued(sp) now..

[Lueji]

I hope they had a land line or a spare mobile phone to call 999.
Otherwise think of the logistics...

[WelshMaenad]

DS is watching Special Agent Oso and JUST as I read that, he said "but how will I get there with Rapide stuck in the tunnel?" and spat coffee down my cleavage.

[PorkChopped]

Haha BunnyLebowski I know the guy who you say you have a crush on. Put a good word in for you? hehe

[BunnyLebowski]

No way Pork??

Tell him I luffs him

[GoldShip]

Too funny.

Last nights was so sad though