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But is removing a mobile phone from your mums bum...

(24 Posts)
Softlysoftly Tue 25-Sep-12 12:52:50

... Not something you ever would want to do?

I'm catchup watching the third 999 and I'm just shock

NameChangeGalore Tue 25-Sep-12 12:53:58

Ok I have to watch this programme now. [shocked]

NameChangeGalore Tue 25-Sep-12 12:54:12


WorraLiberty Tue 25-Sep-12 12:54:57

<< Idly wonders what the signal's like? >>

Tee2072 Tue 25-Sep-12 12:55:50

Worra...I had the same thought.

::sits next to Worra::

Softlysoftly Tue 25-Sep-12 12:56:02

Worra just jiggled DD2 off the boob sniggering at that

Bluegrass Tue 25-Sep-12 12:56:27

I have no idea what this relates to but hopefully it wasn't the new, longer iPhone 5.

BunnyLebowski Tue 25-Sep-12 12:57:29

I have a crush on the dude in the opening bit who says "Suze, vibrator stuck in anus".

The judgey smirk on his face makes me all warm and gooey inside grin

On a serious note - I watched this episode this morning and I cried my bloody eyes out. So so sad sad

Proudnscary Tue 25-Sep-12 12:58:08

This programme depresses the shit out of me - but is very well put together (good old Channel 4) and a real eye opener.

The six year old kid phoning up terrified that his mum was being attacked by step dad brought me out in goose bumps.

sashh Tue 25-Sep-12 12:58:23

My favorite bit, "No Sir, getting your copy of 'call of duty' back is not an emergency".

WorraLiberty Tue 25-Sep-12 12:59:44

<< Hears a ring tone and eyes Tee with suspicion >>

BunnyLebowski Tue 25-Sep-12 13:01:17

I snorted at that sashh grin

That lady police officer with the straight off the Bobbi Brown counter make-up and the lion-esque bob is great.

Do you reckon the ringtone is Golden Brown??

MrDobalina Tue 25-Sep-12 13:01:26

why was it up her bum? confused

littlebluechair Tue 25-Sep-12 13:01:32

Why did you not post this earlier??? <stomps foot> I sense this is inappropriate viewing for a 3yo which is annoying cos he was at preschool this morning so I could have been sniggering along... now I have to wait!

BunnyLebowski Tue 25-Sep-12 13:02:08

Or Brown eyed girl?? <snigger>

WorraLiberty Tue 25-Sep-12 13:02:56

Brown girl in the 'ring'?....

Softlysoftly Tue 25-Sep-12 13:06:22


Sorry little if it helps I'm going to have to save half as DH in unreasonably expecting me to take on toddler duty so he can work angry.

MrDobalina apparently her bf put it there, romantic.

Tee2072 Tue 25-Sep-12 13:43:49

grin Worra.

Otheregos Tue 25-Sep-12 13:47:11

What is the programme and what channel? I'm intrigued(sp) now..

Lueji Tue 25-Sep-12 14:56:38

I hope they had a land line or a spare mobile phone to call 999.
Otherwise think of the logistics...

WelshMaenad Tue 25-Sep-12 14:59:18

DS is watching Special Agent Oso and JUST as I read that, he said "but how will I get there with Rapide stuck in the tunnel?" and spat coffee down my cleavage.

PorkChopped Tue 25-Sep-12 23:24:49

Haha BunnyLebowski I know the guy who you say you have a crush on. Put a good word in for you? hehe

BunnyLebowski Wed 26-Sep-12 10:02:26

No way Pork??

Tell him I luffs him grin

GoldShip Wed 26-Sep-12 10:21:41

Too funny.

Last nights was so sad though

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