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To get the direwolves out?

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BrittaPerry Mon 24-Sep-12 11:32:00

Direwolves, and furs, and winter cloaks. Then start gazing in a steely manner into the distance and accusing royalty of incest...

sashh Mon 24-Sep-12 11:34:07

Only if you send your illigitamate son to the wall.

BrittaPerry Mon 24-Sep-12 11:36:03

Well, i was thinking of maybe ensuring my family was as scattered about the country as possible. Just in case, you know, some kind of war breaks out.

manicbmc Mon 24-Sep-12 11:36:32

Good idea. Winter is coming.

BrittaPerry Mon 24-Sep-12 11:37:29

I might agree for my eldest daughter to marry my mates horrible son. My mate is the king, so that can only end well, surely?

NomNomingiaDePlum Mon 24-Sep-12 11:38:17

i'm sharpening my sword.

crazygracieuk Mon 24-Sep-12 11:42:32

I'll put the fire and my red robes on and see what The Lord of Light Rh'llor (spelling?)shows me.

MarysBeard Mon 24-Sep-12 11:42:47

Not yet. But in Dorne it is still 15C and raining steadily. I fear my winter furs would soon be sodden, heavy and rather hot.

manicbmc Mon 24-Sep-12 11:45:04

Think I might head south and find myself a Khal Drogo.

BrittaPerry Mon 24-Sep-12 11:46:33

Well, most families have some form of boast as their words 'hear me roar', 'we do not sow', 'as high as honour'. My family have a meteorological observation.

So we are quite aware of the weather.

Still, best send my son to the only place in the country more bothered by the weather. I'll promise to tell him somehing important next time i see him, that way I definitely won't die before that.

Xnedra Mon 24-Sep-12 11:46:40

Indeed Winter is coming and will probably last at least seven years, or until peace is restored to the seven kingdoms.

solidgoldbrass Mon 24-Sep-12 11:46:54

Ok WTF? It's only a bit rainy here. Have there been more homeless crackhead psychotics going a bit bitey zombies or something?

crazygracieuk Mon 24-Sep-12 11:47:25

I heard that they have dragons down South.

Xnedra Mon 24-Sep-12 11:47:36

Are you sure he's your son?

manicbmc Mon 24-Sep-12 11:48:20

I feel like kidnapping a sarcastic dwarf.

lilachair Mon 24-Sep-12 11:49:32

>stares at a candle<

MarysBeard Mon 24-Sep-12 11:51:35

Is it Hippocras-o-clock yet?

I bet it is in King's Landing.

BoyMeetsWorld Mon 24-Sep-12 11:51:38

I quite fancy the sarcastic dwarf. I wonder if I became a 'lady of the night' one might fall madly in love with me and whisk me away from the 9-5 grind to some battlefield chamber - with drapes & candles. DH may of course want a dual to revenge this...

ZonkedOut Mon 24-Sep-12 11:53:03

Mostly when people post bizarre threads like this, I have no idea what they're about. I do this time, but it doesn't really help.

I'll just go hatch a dragon or three....

crazygracieuk Mon 24-Sep-12 11:53:33

BoyMeets World- Try to get a job at Chataya's.

bigsnugglebunny Mon 24-Sep-12 11:55:59

Where are my dragons? angry

BrittaPerry Mon 24-Sep-12 11:57:36

I think that setting a chain of events in motion that could lead to my crippled DS3 and 4yo DS4 being left in charge of the house during a war could be good...

limitedperiodonly Mon 24-Sep-12 12:00:17

boyMeetsWorld So so I.

Fight you barebreasted in the old way for him.

manicbmc Mon 24-Sep-12 12:02:40

You can't have him. He's mine and I am nearer to his height.

PurityBrown Mon 24-Sep-12 12:13:21

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