Advanced search expect AIBU to be contentious, and challenging and sometimes fun??

(31 Posts)
loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:36:29

I hold my hands up - I'm a lurker. I love reading through other threads, rarely posting.

But i AM a busymotheroffourboys and want to use the few hours I have getting the best of mumsnet. AIBU used to be good. Now it's mostly attention seekers talking about non stuff.

Say I am BU. Go on. raises fists and does pathetic punchy things in air

WorraLiberty Fri 21-Sep-12 22:38:55

Glad you've come out of lurking to help entertain us all then grin

Can you tap dance?

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:41:09

No. But I do a brilliant drunk middle aged woman reliving her youth whilst dancing to 80s music impression. You might almost say it was genuine.

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:41:42

you would be wrong of course

WorraLiberty Fri 21-Sep-12 22:44:38

<< Hides shoulder pads and white stilettos >>

PunkInDublic Fri 21-Sep-12 22:45:24

<puts on Wham>

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:46:40

proudly displays doc martins, too short skirt, CARTER T shirt and indie girl pose

NB this is more like it. IABCompletelyU - but dancing and having fun

PunkInDublic Fri 21-Sep-12 22:48:28

Docs are very now, I wear mine every day grin

MadgeHarvey Fri 21-Sep-12 22:48:35

I used to fancy I could breakdance after four bottles of Pils. Ah - happy days. Now a moonwalk to the toilet is a good day out!!

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:48:37

..and WHAM. That was my first single. Club Tropicana plus a pair of slightly square 'fashion' shoes from Clarkes Those were the days. No one was ever BU then

TheOneAndOnlyMaryZed Fri 21-Sep-12 22:49:35


Go and start an interesting thread somewhere else.

I can't as no-one ever posts on my threads

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:49:47

I dance when I am emptying the dishwasher. It is actually almost as fun as snogging spotty fat boys because they were a sure thing.

PunkInDublic Fri 21-Sep-12 22:50:58

"No one was ever BU then" Untrue, apparently some bitch accepted George's heart then the very next day, gave it away. Terrible times. At Christmas too.

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:51:44

..One and only please tell me where?

Wherever I go it is people stressing about stuff. I want a section that lets me let my hair down, drink red wine and talk about Descartes.

Does Mumsnet do this? Does it???

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:52:10

And dance. Not to Descartes obviously because I don't believe he was a great singer.

MadgeHarvey Fri 21-Sep-12 22:52:17

WHAM was your first single? Holy freaking moley. Mine was The New Seekers.
<<< off to jump off something>>>

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:52:30

But then I never met him and it is cruel to judge

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:53:48

MadgeHarvey I had a new seekers single that my mum picked up from the school sale. And I was a late starter. And I look gooooood for my age. Obviously - because I've had four kids and that is AMAZING for your body

tallwivglasses Fri 21-Sep-12 22:55:18

rushes in with guitar wearing maxi-dress MADGE, DON'T JUMP! ..." I 'd like to to teach the world to sing - in in perfect harmoneeee"

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 22:57:31

Oh the beauty of mooosic. Bringing people together across the generations (winks at MadgeHarvey)

MadgeHarvey Fri 21-Sep-12 22:58:18

Maxi dresses!! Oh I loved those! Wasn't it just the best being a teenager then! Kids of today - greenhorns one and all!!

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 23:00:03

Not if you had great legs flashes great legs at Madge who wobbles on her zimmer frame

MadgeHarvey Fri 21-Sep-12 23:00:03

<<<winks suggestively right back at lover>>>

It's good to have a bit of lurrrve here for a change!

loverofwine Fri 21-Sep-12 23:00:30

AIBU yet? Am I??

MadgeHarvey Fri 21-Sep-12 23:00:57

<<<falls off zimmer frame at the sight of those pins!>>>

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