To be Disgusting.

[Teamumizumi]

No particular reason, i just am.

[aldiwhore]

YANBU just don't post photos.

[Psammead]

Disgusting is in the eye of the beholder.

[SlipperyNipple]

If it involves poo then yabu.

[AnOldieButNotSoGoody]

Depends.

Have you eaten a full jar of lemon curd?

[PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot]

What form doth it take?

[TheCalmingManatee]

Are you OK OP??? Jokes aside - you are NOT disgusting

[AgentZigzag]

You are calming aren't you Manatee

Going to have to give us more to work on if you want a genuine AIBU flaming judgement OP.

Although wine'll be flowing tonight, so it could go either way

[PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot]

She might be disgusting.

[slowestwildebeast]

Why why?

[cynner]

Disgusting is in the eye of the beholder..for example my husband has hair on his back, thighs, and toes...to me sexy...to others..not so much
YANBU

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

Are you two years old, have a cold and are playing happily with your green stringy bogies?

That's pretty disgusting.

For any other judgements, there will need to be more information.

[Teamumizumi]

Oh bless your hearts, Manatee and Usualsuspects :)

I saw a thread saying "to be disgusted" so I did a play on words and wrote "to be disgusting" - it seemed a good idea after half a bottle of cava after a long week.

If it helps, i once got so drunk I forgot to lift up the toilet seat to be sick in it. But that was 12 years ago.

[WorraLiberty]

You disgusting bastard OP

Pheww that's my nice post of the night over and done with too

[devonshiredumpling]

you would be disgusting if you sat down on it to pee

[Teamumizumi]

I love you all, you are all so kind and sweet and give great advice.

That's MY nice post of the evening done and dusted.

Sharpen your claws, ladies, MIAO. Time to get back to reality.

[tethersend]

Once I was on a crowded train and gave a gentle cough; a massive blob of phlegm flew out of my mouth and landed in the newspaper the man opposite me was reading.

The best thing was he didn't bat an eyelid but instead sighed, turned the page and carried on reading

[firemansamisnormansdad]

I once had a job interview planned immediately following a business trip so I took my portfolio with me and updated it on the floor of my hotel room. In the job interview I opened up my portfolio and there was a bloody great big ginger pube right in the middle. As I'm brunette I didn't get the job.

[AgentZigzag]

Now that's the sign of a true gent tethers

Maybe he wasn't sighing at you, maybe he was sighing in resignation at the way the government is handling the economic situation?

[aldiwhore]

Oh thank goodness for you tethersend I've been there, done that. Though it was a cafe, the cough was bigger and the globule reached the next table...

[Softlysoftly]

I knew of a couple who were married and the groom lovingly admitted he had decided she was 'the one' after they copped off on a drunken night out, had at it and she allowed him to "ahem" finish from behind as she vomited that nights drink into the bog.

Classy

[WorraLiberty]

tethersend I hope it didn't land on page 3

Imagine him trying to explain to his DW why the pages were stuck together?

[PelvicFloorClenchReminder]

Softly

Just

[AgentZigzag]

And they say romance is dead eh softly?

It would worry me though if DH thought it was OK to spread such a thing about.