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Aargh, middle ageor even OLD age is creeping up on me, someone shoot me!

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solidgoldbrass Fri 21-Sep-12 18:47:45

A Damart catalogue fell out of my proleporn mag and I actually browsed through it going 'Hmm'.

Elastic-waisted polyester checked slacks! CARDIGANS! Help, help! I know I'm menopausal but it will be zip-up suedette wellies next...

aldiwhore Fri 21-Sep-12 18:50:35

I browse anything, don't fret. x Looking is not the same as being. And you know, sometimes these mags have some rather useful things in... shit. Can I cry with you?

thebody Fri 21-Sep-12 18:50:53

I actually listened to Michael Parkinson's advert the other day and considered enquiring as fancy a Parker pen!

Sadly I am nearly in the age criteria.

WorraLiberty Fri 21-Sep-12 18:51:04

Have you ever worn Mumsy white linen trousers?

If so I'm afraid elastic-waisted polyester checked slacks are the next step.

It's all downhill from there you know

cozietoesie Fri 21-Sep-12 18:51:20

But did you actually look at any of them other than in horror and say 'Ummmm' to yourself?

wink

gordyslovesheep Fri 21-Sep-12 18:51:55

do you own 'comfy shoes'?

glorifiedtramp Fri 21-Sep-12 18:52:26

I'm only 34 and I wear white linen trousers on holiday. Am I mumsy? sad

OldGreyWiffleTest Fri 21-Sep-12 18:52:52

It crept up on me years ago - but I still swear skinny jeans and don't care, so there!

MoomieAndFreddie Fri 21-Sep-12 18:52:53

what on earth is a "proleporn" mag when its at home?? confused

cozietoesie Fri 21-Sep-12 18:53:03

I'm assuming you haven't got the Damart wesbite bookmarked? Now that would be when you would really need to start worrying.

solidgoldbrass Fri 21-Sep-12 18:57:52

All my shoes are relatively comfy as I have a dodgy knee and can't manage high heels. But that does include my New Rocks.

MaF: a proleporn mag is something like Take A Break or Full House, the mag equivalent of Jeremy Kyle.

boaty Fri 21-Sep-12 19:04:27

Have your midlife crisis! You have earned it! I am currently enjoying mine grin

Ajobforlife Fri 21-Sep-12 19:37:46

Don't think about it too much, You will make yourself feel old!!!!!!!

SoleSource Fri 21-Sep-12 19:49:51

Raises aim <bang> grin

dementedma Fri 21-Sep-12 19:55:51

I judge things on comfiness over style these days. Its very sad.I read the lakeland catalogue from cover to cover......

SoleSource Fri 21-Sep-12 20:02:44

Middle age is a fucking ageist insult. I have felt strongly about labelling people according to their age since I was born ie old, aged, hag etc

LindyHemming Fri 21-Sep-12 20:06:06

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solidgoldbrass Fri 21-Sep-12 20:09:09

SoleSource: That had better not be a bolt gun (Baaaaaa!)

LindyHemming Fri 21-Sep-12 20:11:56

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solidgoldbrass Fri 21-Sep-12 20:46:34

ANd now I have just been up the shop with a velveteen hat on. To cover my curlers.

Right, I'm going to go and drown myself in the kitchen sink.

SoleSource Fri 21-Sep-12 20:49:13

What colour is your hat?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot Fri 21-Sep-12 20:49:14

My man used to have those little zip up boots.

I don't fear old age, knowing I can at last slip into a sober housecoat.

TunipTheVegemal Fri 21-Sep-12 20:49:21

DH is on the Damart mailing list the pervert.

He claims they make the best thermal underwear for hillwalking.

ouryve Fri 21-Sep-12 20:50:17

Polyester? Sweaty crotch pants!

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot Fri 21-Sep-12 20:50:20

Oh, that would of course be my NAN. blush

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