AIBU to not want to hear my neighbours..

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

having sex every flippin night!!

She's currently giving it all the high pitched 'uh uh..!' and he's 'oh oh!'

[LadySybildeChocolate]

Bang on the wall, yell 'I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm....OHHHHH! Can I go to sleep now?'

[SoleSource]

Oooh the lucky thing.

Wish it was me.

If you have a partnet, you could compete if you think you could take em? Lol

[TheCalmingManatee]

YANBU we had this with our neighbours a while back, when he got a new GF. We got "yes yes yes Yeeeeeeesssssssss" i kid you not!! I couldn't look at her without smirking! :)

Mind you, im not the quietest of folk

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

No partner here, may have to find an old 'friend' and play the game back

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

I'm starting to hit the giggles when I see them both now! He looks like a 'straight laced' type of guy to but apparently has a loud side to!

[KateByChristmas]

And I'm Urgh Urgh YANBU ... Do the exact same noises back they'll get the picture!

[omfgkillmenow]

its worse when its your 17 year old shouting "I can hear you" bloody ancient broken bed!!

[Redbindy]

One extreme is to call environmental health and complain about the noise (has been done), or alternatively look her in the eye next time you speak and say "You don't look like a screamer".

[puds11]

Play through the wall.

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

red

Yes, think I'll turn that clip up very loud and play through the wall tomorrow night..

[Bellyjaby]

omfg

[TantrumsAndGoldAndOrange]

My neighbours have loud sex at 3am Saturday nights.

Always 3am. Exactly. I often wonder if they set the alarm?

[Goatbongosanonymous]

Tantrums, you must have moved into my old house...

[TantrumsAndGoldAndOrange]

But honestly, who has sex at 3am every week? We've been living here for 2 years now. Every single week, like clockwork, 3am sex.

[GeekLove]

You could applaude loudly and give marks out of 10

[Icelollycraving]

Geek love are you my sister?! She shouted 8/10 for effort to my parents.

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

It's always 11.30pm here, just as I'm going to bed!

[Sokmonsta]

Previous neighbours used to get busy in the early hours. Into one hot summer's night, ours and their windows open. Dh woke me cos he was finding it hilarious. A quick round of applause when they'd finished meant we never heard them again.

[ZacharyQuack]

Can you record them and play it back to them 5 minutes after they finish?

[Strawhatpirate]

Perhaps you could develop a passion for norwegian death metal? You have to listen to it very loudly to appreciate all the subtle nuances. I'm sure your neighbours would learn to love it to! You are very not unreasonable btw :)

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

I just wont feel so guilty when my 11 month dd is screaming or charging round making a lot of noise!

[aamia]

YANBU! I had an upstairs neighbour once like that. It was an old house converted into flats and the floors were wooden. His bed used to literally bounce on the floor in time with their lovemaking and noises. He'd only last a few mins, then pause, then a few more. No stamina lol!

[IvorHughJanus]

I'm with Sole on this one. Lucky cow

[MummyDuckAndDuckling]

aamia her 'uh uh!' only seems to last a few minutes and he let's out a few groans I guess at time of release.

Can't believe I'm explaining my neighbours sex lives

[cheekybarsteward]

You should play the Benny Hill tune through the wall to them. If it doesn't completely put him off his 'stroke' then he will at least start trying to keep up with the music and it will all be over in a minute