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AIBU to not want to hear my neighbours..

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MummyDuckAndDuckling Thu 20-Sep-12 23:41:03

having sex every flippin night!!

She's currently giving it all the high pitched 'uh uh..!' and he's 'oh oh!'


LadySybildeChocolate Thu 20-Sep-12 23:42:36

Bang on the wall, yell 'I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm....OHHHHH! Can I go to sleep now?'

SoleSource Thu 20-Sep-12 23:43:06

Oooh the lucky thing.

Wish it was me.

If you have a partnet, you could compete if you think you could take em? Lol

TheCalmingManatee Thu 20-Sep-12 23:43:39

YANBU we had this with our neighbours a while back, when he got a new GF. We got "yes yes yes Yeeeeeeesssssssss" i kid you not!! I couldn't look at her without smirking! smile

Mind you, im not the quietest of folk blush

MummyDuckAndDuckling Thu 20-Sep-12 23:44:07

No partner here, may have to find an old 'friend' and play the game back winkgrin

MummyDuckAndDuckling Thu 20-Sep-12 23:45:19

I'm starting to hit the giggles when I see them both now! He looks like a 'straight laced' type of guy to but apparently has a loud side to!

KateByChristmas Thu 20-Sep-12 23:47:07

And I'm Urgh Urgh YANBU ... Do the exact same noises back they'll get the picture!

omfgkillmenow Thu 20-Sep-12 23:48:13

its worse when its your 17 year old shouting "I can hear you" bloody ancient broken bed!!

Redbindy Thu 20-Sep-12 23:50:26

One extreme is to call environmental health and complain about the noise (has been done), or alternatively look her in the eye next time you speak and say "You don't look like a screamer".

puds11 Thu 20-Sep-12 23:50:35

Play this through the wall.

MummyDuckAndDuckling Thu 20-Sep-12 23:54:33

red grin

Yes, think I'll turn that clip up very loud and play through the wall tomorrow night..

Bellyjaby Fri 21-Sep-12 06:36:03

omfg grin

My neighbours have loud sex at 3am Saturday nights.

Always 3am. Exactly. I often wonder if they set the alarm?

Goatbongosanonymous Fri 21-Sep-12 07:20:12

Tantrums, you must have moved into my old house... grin


But honestly, who has sex at 3am every week? We've been living here for 2 years now. Every single week, like clockwork, 3am sex.

GeekLove Fri 21-Sep-12 07:28:14

You could applaude loudly and give marks out of 10

Icelollycraving Fri 21-Sep-12 07:32:08

Geek love are you my sister?! She shouted 8/10 for effort to my parents.

MummyDuckAndDuckling Fri 21-Sep-12 07:33:28

It's always 11.30pm here, just as I'm going to bed!

Sokmonsta Fri 21-Sep-12 07:41:01

Previous neighbours used to get busy in the early hours. Into one hot summer's night, ours and their windows open. Dh woke me cos he was finding it hilarious. A quick round of applause when they'd finished meant we never heard them again.

ZacharyQuack Fri 21-Sep-12 07:41:40

Can you record them and play it back to them 5 minutes after they finish?

Strawhatpirate Fri 21-Sep-12 07:45:11

Perhaps you could develop a passion for norwegian death metal? You have to listen to it very loudly to appreciate all the subtle nuances. I'm sure your neighbours would learn to love it to! You are very not unreasonable btw smile

MummyDuckAndDuckling Fri 21-Sep-12 08:06:53

I just wont feel so guilty when my 11 month dd is screaming or charging round making a lot of noise!

aamia Fri 21-Sep-12 08:12:38

YANBU! I had an upstairs neighbour once like that. It was an old house converted into flats and the floors were wooden. His bed used to literally bounce on the floor in time with their lovemaking and noises. He'd only last a few mins, then pause, then a few more. No stamina lol!

IvorHughJanus Fri 21-Sep-12 08:21:09

I'm with Sole on this one. Lucky cow envy

MummyDuckAndDuckling Fri 21-Sep-12 08:35:22

aamia her 'uh uh!' only seems to last a few minutes and he let's out a few groans I guess at time of release.

Can't believe I'm explaining my neighbours sex lives confused

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