To think it's not funny to whack someone in the stomach with your willy?

[FrankieAnne]

I suffer with IBS and my stomach is killing me so DP finds it hilarious to keep whacking me in the stomach with his willy. Sounds silly but it really hurts.

AIBU to go off in a huff over it?

[BertieBotts]

He;s being a dick (pun unintended)

Kick him in the balls and then laugh!

[BonkeyMollocks]

Grab it and yank!

[WhiteWidow]

HAHHAAHAHHA

I read this to my DP, he decided to do 'the helicopter' in response.

[FrankieAnne]

He isn't allowed to do helicopter as he once knocked over a glass of wine doing it and ruined a new carpet.

[hopenglory]

He's not called Christian Grey by any chance is he?

[BrianCoxhasSmellySox]

Your 'D'H is an unsympathetic, childish, cunt.

Grab hold of his bollocks, tug really hard and then laugh loudly in his face.

Failing that - LEAVE THE BASTARD.

[Ruudiluca]

Eh?

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Generally silliness between spouses is funny.
Hurting someone else when you know it hurts isn't.

[PackItInNow]

How big is it to be whacking you in the belly ?

[MrsTerryPratchett]

Paint your stomach with super glue.

[Ambrosius]

It is quite funny

[FrankieAnne]

Well no matter what the size, being hit with any solid, blunt object is going to hurt isn't it. It's the impact.

[HeadfirstForHalos]

BonkeyMollocks Yeah, but not in a good way! You shouldn't reward bad behaviour.

[BonkeyMollocks]

Solid??

Dh is intrigued as to how he manages to get a hit in that hurts. Does he swing and launch?

[HeadfirstForHalos]

Was it a cream carpet? And was there someone called Adam in it? (is it Adam?)

[Stellarforstar]

Get some coarse sandpaper and glue it to your tummy with eyelash glue.

Or maybe wrap your tummy in cling film and smear some chilli paste on it; now that would be revenge!

[HeadfirstForHalos]

Or a Sharon

[FrankieAnne]

I should never have asked him to do the Jesus song, I suppose it's my own fault really.

[HeadfirstForHalos]

"does he swing and launch"

I'm imaging him doing a run up and everything now

[MammaTJ]

Grab him by the bollocks till you show him what pain really is!!! Then it will all be sorted!!

[FutTheShuckUp]

Was he doing the t Rex whilst whacking you with his willy? Or cuddling groceries?

[FutTheShuckUp]

Is the wasp still dead?

[FunnysInLaJardin]

he must have an ENORMOUS willy. We have 3 willies in this household and none of them are big enough to whack anything. T rexes ITOH have HUGE willies