to ask you all if you know where I could get some Jubilee toilet roll?

..so, Father's day is fast approaching. My dear old Dad has done nothing but moan about the forthcoming Jubilee for months. (Shouldn't have a Royal family, come the revolution etc etc.)

I'd love to get him some Queen's head bog roll, or something equally pointless, but can I find any? No.

Can't seem to find any 'alternative' tack in fact.

Could any of you kind MN'ers help me out?

TIA

p.s- no offence intended to any Royalists out there.

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AIBU?

to ask you all if you know where I could get some Jubilee toilet roll?