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To wonder how Hagrids mum and dad did the nasty?

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bogeyface Mon 14-May-12 23:18:29

Re-reading The Goblet of Fire to keep up with DD2's questions!

Hagrid - Half giant, half human.

Hagrids Dad - "Tiny little man" There is reference to a photo of an 8 foot Hagrid at age 11 towering over his very small father.

Hagrids Mum - Giantess of about 20 feet tall or so.

Assuming his dad was only "tiny" by giant standards, and he was actually 6 foot tall that still leaves a difference of 14 ish feet. And of course, we have to take into account the difference in size of genitalia, and the fact that giants are well known to be violent and aggresive.

So, tell me how it was done!

LadyBabsFlashesHerFanjo Mon 14-May-12 23:20:02

It's magic grin

Or tell her that Hagrids dad is very well endowed (?sp)

LadySybilDeChocolate Mon 14-May-12 23:20:44

Turkey baster.

LadySybilDeChocolate Mon 14-May-12 23:21:14

Or maybe his father was just a big prick?

hiddenhome Mon 14-May-12 23:22:58

Perhaps he climbed inside her and had a 'fiddle' confused

OnTheBottomWithWomansWeekly Mon 14-May-12 23:23:39

Very carefully? wink

bogeyface Mon 14-May-12 23:24:27

That is the one idea that I keep cuming coming back to hidden grin

BellaOfTheBalls Mon 14-May-12 23:29:02

To quote a little friend married to a giant rather tall man

"everyone is the same size lying down"


bogeyface Mon 14-May-12 23:30:39

hmm....not sure they are in this case Bella grin

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Mon 14-May-12 23:32:17

I was about to suggest the same as hidden, except that as giants are mean and agressive, maybe she asserted her feminism by shoving all of Hagrids dad inside, male subsumed by female, and hagrids dad obviously enjoyed it

EmmaCate Mon 14-May-12 23:36:25

NO!!! Glad it's not just me. Also Donkey and Dragon from Shrek.

bogeyface Mon 14-May-12 23:37:26


Hagrid asks Madame Maxime "which side did you get it from?" which means that male giants can impregnate female humans, which is enough to make anyones eyes water!

bogeyface Mon 14-May-12 23:38:20

I always imagined Donkey and Dragon to be a bit "yorkshire terrier humping a sofa" type situation!

hiddenhome Mon 14-May-12 23:39:31

Perhaps she had a flange like a welly top and he sneaked inside when she was sleeping one night confused

Belmo Mon 14-May-12 23:40:13

shoving all of Hagrid's dad inside Jesus you lot are disgusting, I'm going to have nightmares!

Buttonnosedsausage Mon 14-May-12 23:40:51

IVF? grin

Northernlurker Mon 14-May-12 23:41:30

I don't think JK thought this one through........

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Mon 14-May-12 23:44:12

I can imagine how a human female could be impregnated by a giant. But how would she give birth to the half giant, how would she even have the pregnancy?

And yes donkeyh and dragon deeply bizarre and disturbing, not even remotely similar species. Surely fertilisation could not occur.

I wonder if Hagrid was infertile like a mule?

ASillyPhaseIAmGoingThrough Mon 14-May-12 23:44:28

Hagrids Dad must have supersperm and must be one fast dude at doing the deed. What would be in it for Hagrids Mum? confused Maybe Male giants have a small cock so they can fit in Humans, and so the female giants can fit a human cock in?

bogeyface Mon 14-May-12 23:53:21

And maybe the babies are normal sized but then grow HUGE in the first year?

I bet Bugaboo do a Giant Baby buggy, cant seem them missing a trick like that grin

blackeyedsusan Tue 15-May-12 00:05:08


butthatsnotfair Tue 15-May-12 00:07:29

I always wonder this about dogs. Can a great dane shag a jack russell? Same species so totally feasable, but it is physically possible?

HolyCameraConfusionBatman Tue 15-May-12 00:11:07

I've wondered this about the chick and the hippo that advertise silent night. I think in one advert they have children and the girls are chicks and the boys hippos I believe, so did the hippos hatch from an egg?

Thumbwitch Tue 15-May-12 00:12:29

I have seen a labrador crossed with a dachshund - never quite sure how that works either, depending on which was the male and which the female - if the female is the larger, does she lie down so the little dog can reach? I can see how the bigger dog would be able to just squat down to the little bitch but would he squash her?

ElephantsAndMiasmas Tue 15-May-12 00:14:22

Oh god I ALWAYS wonder this about Donkey and Dragon as well. Would she even know he was there?

Quite want to hatch a hippo from an egg now.

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