to wonder what Kevin McCloud is like in bed?

(114 Posts)
theincredibequeenofwands Tue 10-Apr-12 20:24:02

He always comes across as very manly and in control of a situation. Never gets stressed, tired or over excited.

Really gets into any project, has genuine enthusiasm for it and gets very excited about the result.

He also seems to understand the best way of doing a job and the importance of getting a good result and personal fulfillment rather than just doing something the quickest way.

Just wondering if he'd be as in control and confident in bed.

Not saying I'm going to track him down on a quest to find out or anything. But have had a few drinks, he's on the telly being all confident and sexy and I was just curious......!

MardyBra Tue 10-Apr-12 20:25:24

<passes smelling salts>

ooer Tue 10-Apr-12 20:26:34

Well well well ...!

Did you know about this thread?

Enjoy! grin

peggotty Tue 10-Apr-12 20:26:52

shock at 'wonder of he'd be so in control and confident in bed'. I'm pretty sure he's been on a mn webchat actually... I think he seems lovely and would be pretty gutted if he turned out to be an utter knob. But I don't wonder what he'd be like in bed.

eggyblackett Tue 10-Apr-12 20:28:11

I always find him a leetle smug.

Sparklingbrook Tue 10-Apr-12 20:28:16

YABU. George Clarke would be better. wink

MardyBra Tue 10-Apr-12 20:28:38

You've obviously thought this through well OP.

scarletforya Tue 10-Apr-12 20:29:21

He came nearly top of the Lederboard in Top Gear too, second fastest driver which is attractive!

I like him but I don't think he'd be commanding in bed. I suspect he might be all 'sensitive new age guy' <boak>

LaurieFairyCake Tue 10-Apr-12 20:29:53

I think he's very attractive too - all intelligent and smiley.

He looks like he'd be a good kisser - all enthusiastic and stuff.

FeakAndWeeble Tue 10-Apr-12 20:32:20

Oh God I can't stand him, he's so smug and posey! And he's called Kevin! Kevin!!!!

YADBVVVVU.

FeakAndWeeble Tue 10-Apr-12 20:33:15

<whispers> I do quite fancy George Osbourne though

<creeps away slowly, hiding face in shame>

MyCatIsAStupidBastard Tue 10-Apr-12 20:33:34

But I can only imagine him in is Grand Designs guise where, at EVERY ad break he says something like:

"Jan and Phil have really put their all into turning the pig trough into their 8 bedroom pink palace, but I can't help thinking that their need for authenticity and a real pig will be just a step too far"

So now all I'm thinking is that he'd stop half way through and say:

"MyCat wants an orgasm but I can't help thinking that her desire to see the stars and pass out with joy just wont turn out quite the way she wants"

Angelico Tue 10-Apr-12 20:33:46

Laughing my ass off here!!!! grin

Sparkling George is cute but he would cry all over you = offputting! grin

OP Kevin is a bit lovely but a tad too detached for my liking. I wouldn't want him analysing my proportions either in that knowing, architect way hmm

Angelico Tue 10-Apr-12 20:34:37

grin @ Feak (see above re snivelling)

scarletforya Tue 10-Apr-12 20:35:59

Anyone watching him flirting with Adi on More4 just then! The giggles out of her!

CoffeeRevel Tue 10-Apr-12 20:39:01

Angelico - i dont think George would cry all over you, he's usually really smiley, it's just in really emotional situations where people died that he got sniffly, and I'd think a lot less of him if he didn't! I'd rather him in my bed than Kevin any day.... I think it's his eyes blush

Angelico Tue 10-Apr-12 20:40:28

Ahhhhh, the dedication of the true fan Coffee lol! I hope Gorgeous George is reading! grin

moreyear Tue 10-Apr-12 20:42:24

What if he stopped midway through to give one of those slightly sceptical progress appraisals that found it all...a little wanting? Though you would almost certainly be guaranteed a return visit.

LaurieFairyCake Tue 10-Apr-12 20:42:29

There is no way George Osborne is into normal sex - he'd probably want you to rub spotted dick all over him while inserting a copy of the Telegraph into his anus

Unless that floats your boat too .... wink

Angelico Tue 10-Apr-12 20:44:47

grin @ moreyear re return visit.

Laurie those are outrageous accusations against George (and disturbingly believable grin)

Angelico Tue 10-Apr-12 20:45:10

This is officially my favourite thread of the Easter hols grin

Lizzylou Tue 10-Apr-12 20:45:29

My benchmark for men is if they look like they'd come up behind you manfully and surprise you whilst you washing up.
(Am not being 1950's, I have a dishwasher n all that and DH loads and unloads just as much as me, disclaimer).

I think Kevin would prob win my test, not as pretty. Looks a bit, y'know rougher.

In all honesty I think I'd prefer the blokes building the amazing houses rather than Kevin and George.

CoffeeRevel Tue 10-Apr-12 20:47:37

Mm, yes, couldn't be doing with any skeptical comments midway! Good point..

And we are talking George Clarke here, aren't we, NOT George Osborne, cos if it's the latter I'm leaving this thread to go throw up and get some mind bleach!

Lousmart Tue 10-Apr-12 20:48:44

I actually have a small crush on Kevin. There we go, I've admitted it blush

bibbitybobbitybunny Tue 10-Apr-12 20:49:53

I find him prissy and sycophantic, tbh.

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