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AIBU?

to not 'fess up to this? (Warning, poo related!)

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Bogeyface · 01/04/2012 22:56

I just went up to the loo and (thanks to totally manky bloody period and me being cack handed) decided to bleach it before bed. Lifted the seat and there, on the bottom of the seat and on the lip of the loo above where the water comes down, was poo. Poorly tummy poo.

I was not happy.

I came down and asked STBX and DS which one of them had been recently (as in, in the last hour or so, I know it wasnt there earlier as little DS always leaves the seat up. Both denied it, both had "been" but both refused to deal with it saying it wasnt them. I went postal on the basis that why the fucking fuck should I deal with it when it certainly wasnt me as I hadnt "been" at all, and they started arguing with each other. So in the end I just cleaned it as I want to go for a bath and would rather do it before Xmas Hmm

It was while cleaning it that I realised that what appeared to be poo was actually leftover from the vegetable tagine I made yesterday. I had soaked the pan as it had caught a bit on bottom and burnt, and poured the water and bits of food down the loo. It was the three large pieces of green pepper and pieces of carrot too large for any bum to pass without some smarting that gave it away :o

I am not going to confess because the reason for my annoyance is still valid isnt it? They both refused and started sniping at each other and I had to do it anyway!

AIBU or should I tell all?

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Stratters · 01/04/2012 22:59

Grin

Heh heh heh. Nah, let em sweat, they may learn to clean the loo, you never know.

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MoaningMinnieWhingesAgain · 01/04/2012 22:59

Grin

Oh I don't know but you made me chuckle!

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ZacharyQuack · 01/04/2012 23:00

Nope, don't say a word. They'll both think it was the other person at fault, and they'll both be extra careful not to leave a mess for a while for fear of your wrath.

It's just a good thing you didn't start going on about green pepper and carrots when you were ranting at them.

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WorraLiberty · 01/04/2012 23:00

No it's not valid....they started arguing because they were both innocent.

For a horrible moment then I thought you were going to say you soaked the burnt pan in the loo!

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Bohica · 01/04/2012 23:00

They both refused because they knew they hadn't done it!!

It is good to admit mistakes, they will find a new level of respect for you.

You need to confess.

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Annpan88 · 01/04/2012 23:01

Haha your reason for being annoyed wasn't valid in the endbut don't tell

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Bogeyface · 01/04/2012 23:02

bugger. I hoped you wouldnt say that, it did cross my mind!

But that said, they both do leave the loo in a state at times and it really pisses me off and they know it. So couldnt I just count this as them getting a bollocking for something they have done just not today?! :o

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Bogeyface · 01/04/2012 23:03

And to forestall the question, yes I have a loo brush! It is kept in a bucket of bleach solution before anyone says anything!

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Bogeyface · 01/04/2012 23:04

And I have just realised that my cooking looks like poo.

No wonder no one was keen........

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Bohica · 01/04/2012 23:04

Grin yes, you could dodge it with that view point!

Mine are all still little so toilet cleaning is always mine but I only have one out of 3 that is allowed to shout "Mummy can you come and wipe my bottom pleaseeeee" so I can now see the light.

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Stratters · 01/04/2012 23:10

I'd keep schtum if they are both prone to leaving the loo in a mess. Could be a silver lining an all that.

And yes, your cooking looks like poo

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MadameMessy · 01/04/2012 23:23

he he he I'd keep quiet :)

but my trick for getting dp to clean the toilet is to use logic, not fighting or nagging, ie
me: I've just cleaned the bathroom
dp: Confused don't you always?
me: Hmm yes, now you mention it, I do. That's hardly fair, I mean, I only piss in it a third of the time, the rest is you and dd, and dd is a bit small yet to be messing with bleach and stuff.
dp: yes, that's hardly fair, you're right.
me: so you agree, the next time it needs doing, you'll do it?
dp: yes, yes, ok.
me: well that' good, because I actually haven't cleaned the bathroom, so you can do it :o
dp: Angry

similarly with the bins:
me: I've left the bins by the front door, you might take them out on your way out? I didn't want to nag or anything :o

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Selks · 01/04/2012 23:28

MadameMessy, I like your style! Grin

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