I just went up to the loo and (thanks to totally manky bloody period and me being cack handed) decided to bleach it before bed. Lifted the seat and there, on the bottom of the seat and on the lip of the loo above where the water comes down, was poo. Poorly tummy poo.
I was not happy.
I came down and asked STBX and DS which one of them had been recently (as in, in the last hour or so, I know it wasnt there earlier as little DS always leaves the seat up. Both denied it, both had "been" but both refused to deal with it saying it wasnt them. I went postal on the basis that why the fucking fuck should I deal with it when it certainly wasnt me as I hadnt "been" at all, and they started arguing with each other. So in the end I just cleaned it as I want to go for a bath and would rather do it before Xmas
It was while cleaning it that I realised that what appeared to be poo was actually leftover from the vegetable tagine I made yesterday. I had soaked the pan as it had caught a bit on bottom and burnt, and poured the water and bits of food down the loo. It was the three large pieces of green pepper and pieces of carrot too large for any bum to pass without some smarting that gave it away :o
I am not going to confess because the reason for my annoyance is still valid isnt it? They both refused and started sniping at each other and I had to do it anyway!
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Bogeyface · 01/04/2012 22:56
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